Submission:
đ is retelling the story of the failed coming out, the masters heist, the Kaylor break of 2019, the formulation of the new longer more gradual coming out plan, the folk/more era of exile, the Kaylor reunion, and presumably⊠whatâs next.
Oh, and Toe dipping out before planned.
The HEEL of the 1st message is Taylor BEING the heel, another word for antihero. She is flying toward coming out with Me!, YNTCD, etc. But she as she speeds toward actually doing it, she becomes afraid of what life will look like on the other side. So she tries to walk it back, only to look like sheâs queerbaiting.
The glass castle was in the Me! Video. The bicycles were also in that video. She changed her mind on coming out, got spooked, hesitated.
The museum heist is the masters heist. The mirror in the glass: heâs got my past frozen behind glass, but Iâve got me. Sounds like someone threatening to out her, perhaps around the same time/in connection to the masters heist. Maybe the someone she recognizes is Scooter or Scott B?
The kitchen is the war room; the new, longer coming out plan with Tree + co. Sounds like Toe dipped out earlier than intended and took some evidence with him. Or maybe someone else close to her betrayed her. The dandelion metaphor is about âprivate moments too close to the fence,â so it makes me feel the betrayal was someone in her circle. Since nothing penetrates her fence.
The yard message is about being too sloppy within her circle and private life. Someone got evidence that could hurt her/Karlie.
The jumping into the water feels like itâs from summer 2019, Taylor giving Karlie up to protect her (âthe rubies that I gave upâ â in the Bible, rubies symbolize a Good Wife)
This harkens back to spadeâs message âwithout hesitation she bent down to pick up the pieces and cut herselfâŠâ I feel like we originally assumed Karlie was the one who cut herself so Taylor could be whole but what if it was the other way around??
Maybe Taylor gave Karlie up, agreed to an NYC exile, to protect her??
The being swept out to sea is the period where Taylor is shipwrecked.
And the woods is when she finds the cabin in the woods, sends the signal to Karlie and they reunite in secret a la Willow. This is the folklore/evermore era. This story is all laid out in Evermore.
It also sounds like Karlie didnât want Taylor to go; she would rather have hurt her image than lose her. So Taylor giving her up was sort of a romantic, heroic gesture⊠which really is what Lover felt like. Like letting someone go that you donât want to. But having to bite your tongue and publicly be the antihero.
ALSO, a story in 11 parts then leaves 1: midnights.
Itâs 11pm on the clock.
Hereâs how I see things.
1) Karlie and Josh doing pap walks, changing clothes, taking more photos, then spreading them out, pretending to live in an empty apartment, barely any furniture, no personal photos
2) Thatâs not normal if theyâre a real couple
3) Karlie and Taylor flag each other constantly, through Easter eggs from Karlie (and only Karlie), through Taylorâs music videos and lyrics and tour designs, not to mention clothes
4) Taylor also sings about a secret relationship, how âromance is not dead if you keep it just yoursâ, how they survived the Great War and that she âwill always be yoursâ and a 2,190 day love blackout
5) She also flags about being proud of your buns and âgive you my wild, give you a childâ and babies and âI think there are a million ways you can mother someone and be motherâ and ânew family membersâ both times time Karlie has been pregnant.
6) Thatâs not normal if Karlie and Taylor ARENâT real
(and thatâs just the tiny little portion that makes it simple for me, everything else is gravy)
so many signs
so i had this thing in the back of my mind that i wanted to share a little bit about, because i think itâs highlights a little bit of karlieâs easter egging prowess
so as many of you know, i have had a certain piece of jewelry identification thatâs been top of mind for awhile. a mysterious (and hilarious) evil eye necklace that karlie first wore on her birthday last year, august 3rd, 2022:
it took a long while to identify but with the help of @kwyw and @corneliastvendor and input from many more, we diligently settled upon a match with the brand Mejuri.
so
âŠi dunno if you remember, but back at the beginning of the year @kwyw also pointed out that there was an extra connection, between this evil eye necklace and the amulette de cartier:
both talismans of Courage.
the amulette de cartier has its own place in kaylor lore (if itâs new to you you can read about that here and here and here). but, veterans of quarantine kaylor remember how this rep era necklace made a unique surprise appearance during lover/folklore era, ultimately coinciding with karlieâs 2020 pregnancy. which, given the symbolism of the necklace, i think made a lot of thematic sense⊠being pregnant during the height of a pandemic is scary and, speaking from experience, i as well found myself in search of things to give me that extra peace of mind.
so seeing the necklace have that Courage keyword connection, i couldnât help but uhhh, have a feeling so peculiar. now, with the gift of more (celebratory) information, letâs take a look at all the times karlie has worn this necklace (*reminder that some of these may be a day off because of the big time zone difference between me and the US):
August 3rd, 2022 â (as pictured above) karlieâs birthday, she writes âcheers to new beginnings xxâ
September 2nd, 2022 â this therabody promo, which many of us got a kick out of after midnights was announced, first because she mentions 3am (the name of the extra version of the album) and the word midnight and second because this tiktok is set to the tune of ABBAâs âGimme! Gimme! Gimme! A Man After Midnightâ
November 19th, 2022 â a post captioned friyay, notably, wearing a loewe shirt, the designer who she wore to the met gala
December 11th, 2022 â to a celebratory kode with klossy event for her young scholars
December 13th, 2022 â she wore it as part of several instagram stories she had up on taylorâs bday (thank you @kwyw for the reminder đ)
December 18th, 2022 â she posted this the same day as the photos of her josh and levi at the ice skating rink (and i think mikey and misha were there too? can someone confirm that for me) before heading to japan.
February 3rd, 2023 â february.jpg
and then, at the met gala on May 1st, wearing loewe, she announces her pregnancy, and tells everybody that she is nearly 8 months along!
now, if we are to assume that she is 8 months along this may, we can count back ( 7mo along in april, 6mo march, 5mo feb, 4mo jan, 3mo dec, 2mo nov, 1mo along in oct, 0mo sept) and see how in order to have conceived in september, prep for that would likely have started in⊠yes, the month before. august! aka⊠when she first debuted the evil eye necklace!
and when you look back at all the phrases and contexts accompanying her posts with the piece, you can kind of see how the necklace works in concert with her setting her intentions, potentially celebrating milestones like finding out, telling people, hitting the 5 mo mark which is when the majority of pregnancies become more stable, etc⊠this is all to say, and this is just a simple thing but, i feel confident in saying that this necklace was in fact one way of her hinting at her next child, since all the way back in august 2022 âșïž and since itâs an eye necklace? well, đ all the more nice of a feeling.
quite possibly the most devastating matchup of clips but whatâs a girl to do hereâs an example
same energy (kind of)
gonna need therapy after this
sometimes i think people on the fence should ask themselves, whatâs stopping you from seeing how possible kaylor is? if the answer is that it would mean taylor wonât come out in the way youâd hoped or that sheâs not dating the way that youâd like or the person that youâd like, or it conflicts with your internet friendships or Take consistency well i dunno about everybody else but i think thatâs more of a you problem than a kaylor problem