My Husband

Does anyone else have the theory that if they consume enough @n4 brainrot that you’ll lose weight

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂

yknow one thing i haven't seen anyone consider is that the reason alastor knows modern slang like "that's the tea" is because he found out podcasts exist and was positively delighted with them like "It seems today's youth aren't yet lost to that pesky picture box after all!" or something and would listen to a lot of em and pick up on the terms

happy birthday Alex Turner

My favorite singer from Sheffield and my favorite song

how many aura did i lose when i carved his name into my arm 😍😍?

I get very philosophical at 3:23 A.M.

HELP 💀💀💀

Since its valentines day, me and a few of my friends went around dropping weird love notes with my number on them and this kid picks one up and starts reading it💀💀💀

bro it said „everytime i see you, the lust and desire that goes through me is indescribable. The wanting, the desire, the need for your touch…“ need i go on? Hes with his fucking friends and they start reading it out loud…

STOP

SIR

did I mention that i know him???? And that he’s a soggy rat????

help

i always repost harm reduction

Most of you probably know this already

but I still want to share it because I consider it SO important since I struggled with mia for about a year straight, and now that I am back on Tumblr (not pVrging anymore) I see there aren't many posts that inform people about it as there used to be

TW/ PVRGING

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You can find a lot of info on google about this, and I am sure you googled it, but in case you didn't or need a friendly reminder, I am here to help you support your health

I am not gonna tell you not to do it cause my word is not gonna do it

but pls do it carefully

- before you decide to get rid of the f00d, drink some water or yogurt, it will help not damage your throat as much

- do NOT brush your teeth right after, however disgusted you may be - acid will destroy them eventually

- you need calcium supplements or calcium rich foods

- try sleeping on your back or stomach instead of sleeping on the side to avoid acid reflux during sleep

- try lymphatic drainage of your neck to minimise swelling of salivary glands

- pls try to avoid drinking any lemonade, lemon water, anything citrusy without a straw - your teeth are sensitive and staws will help avoid destroying their protective layer

- make sure to consume electrolytes because this will throw them off balance

- do not use your fingers because over time it will become visible