The Person I Reblogged This From Deserves Happiness And Love

look at every one of their twitters or Xs or whatever but they are so funny

Alastor's VA doing more for Aces in this fandom than anyone else rn

harm reduction <3

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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i got a notif from u and i just wanted to say that ur username is perfect lol

thank you anonymous cutie its based on the fact that the only consistency in the world anymore is my comfort characters and some of them are SO FINE OML anyways

but my bf isnt a fictional character…

but hes written by a woman so he counts

My husband is amazing

Alastor panicked and incredulous at him almost dying trying to protect and help people of all things is glorious, my poor baby.

Foster-Keefe vs Fitzphie (Legacy spoilers)

Hey guys, so I was debating with some friends about Foster-Keefe/Sokeefe vs Sofitz/Fitzphie and I said “If Fitz doesn’t love Sophie enough to love her regardless of a title, he does not love her enough to be her boyfriend.” And she was like “say it louder for the Sofitz shippers in the back” So, for the Sofitz shippers in the back, IF FITZ DOESN’T LOVE SOPHIE ENOUGH TO LOVE HER REGARDLESS OF HER TITLE, HE DOES NOT LOVE HER ENOUGH TO BE HER BOYFRIEND!!!

HOT PEOPLE

People I would (respectfully) let snap me in half

Lin beifong

toph beifong

kuvira

asami

zuko

sokka

lorcan salvaterre

elide lochan

rowan whitethorn

fenrys

cardan greenbriar

jude

manon blackbeak

lysandra

azriel

xiao (genshin)

neuvillette (genshin!

The pic is of cardan btw

he so fine

comment anyone i should add

im probably missing people

here's the thing, I fully believe that Alastor is aroace, but I also believe that he would commit to dating someone if he thought that doing so would be really entertaining. like absolutely Al hates Vox, but if he discovered that calling Vox "babe" made him consistently short-circuit and fry any other nearby VoxTek, I think he would seriously consider starting to call Vox "babe" just to get to see him bluescreen and wreck his own tech

WHEN HIS EARRRRSS !!