I Got A Notif From U And I Just Wanted To Say That Ur Username Is Perfect Lol

The way my jaw dropped

you better rb 😾

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

damn girl take me to dinner first 😼

but fr i love all of youuu

MWAH

SIR

SIR

(gah dayum)

NOT WEIGHING YOURSELF ACTUALLY WORKS BC I WENT LIKE TWO MONTHS WITHOUT CHECKING AND I WENT FROM 118 LBS TO 113 (ik its not a lot but i cant go to the gym and my mom makes really fatty dinners)

he sounds like someones oc

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

i fucking love tumblr conversations

theyre so much fun to read

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

4 pm and so far ive had 5 cals today, am i….. ICONIC