NOT WEIGHING YOURSELF ACTUALLY WORKS BC I WENT LIKE TWO MONTHS WITHOUT CHECKING AND I WENT FROM 118 LBS

i got a notif from u and i just wanted to say that ur username is perfect lol

thank you anonymous cutie its based on the fact that the only consistency in the world anymore is my comfort characters and some of them are SO FINE OML anyways

but my bf isnt a fictional character…

but hes written by a woman so he counts

he sounds like someones oc

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

When Vox is talking to Valentino and he starts losing focus, Vox 100% puts split screen on and has one side be him and whatever he wants to say, and the other side just be subway surfers on loop.

im the most sigma of all the gooners 🥶🗣️🗣️🥶🥶💯💯😤💯😤💯🗣️😤🗣️🥶💯🗣️🥶😤🗣️💯🗣️🥶😤🥶😤🥶🥶

i promise the brainrot is ironic

anorexic: lame as fuck , boring , highkey concerning

starvemaxxing: mogging , sigma , chad

Foster-Keefe vs Fitzphie (Legacy spoilers)

Hey guys, so I was debating with some friends about Foster-Keefe/Sokeefe vs Sofitz/Fitzphie and I said “If Fitz doesn’t love Sophie enough to love her regardless of a title, he does not love her enough to be her boyfriend.” And she was like “say it louder for the Sofitz shippers in the back” So, for the Sofitz shippers in the back, IF FITZ DOESN’T LOVE SOPHIE ENOUGH TO LOVE HER REGARDLESS OF HER TITLE, HE DOES NOT LOVE HER ENOUGH TO BE HER BOYFRIEND!!!

tw talking abt sh

well i just sh bc i accidentally sent my bf a reel that said “when i text back the same second but still get left on delivered” because i meant to send it to myself because he does that sometimes and then he texted a gc that he didnt want to do our schools event anymore and im lowkey stressed bc what if i just messed everything up 😻😻

it stings ngl

look at every one of their twitters or Xs or whatever but they are so funny

Alastor's VA doing more for Aces in this fandom than anyone else rn

i always reblog harm reduction even if it doesnt apply to me :3

M!A HARM REDUCTION

because m!a is an ed too and you can't "just stop". That said, if you don't already pvrge, please don't start. it's not worth it.

1- drink water when you're eating so that it comes out better and you don't end up hurting your esophagus.

2- please don't use anything other than your fingers, anything else is much more likely to cause damage to your gag reflex and throat.

3- wash your hands before pvrging

4- take deep breaths. ever notice your vision getting foggy while pvrging? that's because when you don't get enough oxygen, your eyesight is the first thing to go.

5- every time you are done pvking, you need to fill a glass with 8oz water, mix in roughly 1/2tsp of baking soda and swish and gargle that in your mouth. the baking soda helps neutralize the acid from your stomach and prevents your teeth from rotting. this mixture is safe to drink. drink some of it if your throat is burning.

6- drink/take plenty of electrolytes. pvrging dehydrates you and can lead to muscle cramps and spasms. your heart is a muscle and you need to protect it at all costs. so make sure you're getting plenty of salt, potassium, magnesium and calcium.

pvrging disorders aren't romanticised to be 'pure' but that doesn't make your struggle any less valid. you aren't gross for pvrging. you're just struggling, same as anyone else with any kind of ED.

xoxo, rose 💘