in my bed room straight up slicinhg it .... and byit ... i mean.....myselv
how many aura did i lose when i carved his name into my arm đđ?
I just want to give up Iâm tired from the bottom of my fucking soul like I donât want to do this shit anymore like let me rest please Iâve had enough
Shallan once famously failed to convince the Stick to become fire. But how might other characters approach this stick-y problem?
Moash:Â There is nothing for you as a stick. Fade away. Become ash.
Hoid: Do you like stories, Stick? How about the one about Firestick, the Stick Who Became FireâŚ
Rlain:Â To understand fire, you must become fire. Itâs about bridging minds.
Renarin: I see no future in which you become fireâŚBut the future can be changed!
Steris: I have prepared 957 reasons why being fire would be advantageous for you. Reason 1, Part AâŚ
Lopen:Â Women LOVE a stick who can become fire, gon!
Dalinar:Â You WILL become fire.
Dalinar: âŚHuh. That usually works.
Lift:Â You know whatâs delicious? Toasted marshmallows!
Navani:Â (Gets out a big magnifying glass)
Jasnah:Â (Turns a rock into fire instead)
Jasnah:Â I like to challenge myself.
Mraize:Â You have to ask yourself, Little Stick: are you hunter, or are you the prey?
Kelsier:Â I like your style, Stick! You want to join my crew? Your job is being fire!
Odium:Â First, I must take away everyone this Stick loves!
Nale: I have convinced the ruler to draft a new law. You must become fire.
Sebarial: (Getting a massage) Eh. I hired someone else to do it.
Kaladin: No. This isâŚwrong.
Kaladin:Â This Stick wants to be a Stick. And I will protect it!
Kaladin:Â It will not cease to be a stick on my watch!
Stick:Â (immediately becomes fire)
Kaladin:Â NOOOOOOOOOO
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âMai is so bland and expressionlessâ TO YOU
To me she is hilarious and I understand her perfectly
Zuko is my bbgToph and me are the same person DONT EVEN TRY MEAlso other stuff I like and teeny tw for my possible mental illnesses đi follow back :3
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