All I can think of when I read this is the scene from the what we do in the shadows show with Nandor saying "We drank the blood of some people, and the people were on drugs and now I'm a wizard"
Given the amount of cocaine that Teddy Lobo is constantly running on, biting Teddy would probably get Dracula wizard high. Just suddenly turning into a bunch of bats who are all flying into eachother and screaming. Ripping apart a few randoms with his claws. I believe that he bit Teddy at some point in the process of making him a familiar and I firmly believe that this put Dracula behind on his plans like at least an hour as he struggled to maintain his physical form and stop flying apart as a bunch of cocaine-addled bats.
PSA:
“Asexuality” is a sexual orientation describing little to no sexual attraction
“Ayyyyy, sexuality!” is a guy at a bar imitating Chandler from Friends while talking about sexuality
“Aye, sexuality,” is a pirate giving his kids ‘the talk’
learn and know the difference!
Realised I havent posted this yet (AND I JUST- _JUST_ REALISED I COMPLETELY FORGOT TEDDYS TATTOOS-)
Saw this on pinterest while outside with my parents and I felt the need to draw this-- I didnt have that much time tho so no lineart 🥲
Idk I love them
I'm not here to tell Zionists that they're on the wrong side of history, they're well aware of that and they don't care.
It's been seven months and all they've done since then is double down on their horrid fucking behavior.
These folks will go out of their way to brag about being pro genocidal lunatics because they don't view Palestinians or Arabs as people. And if they see other westerners call them out on their shit, they'll just play the antisemitism card.
Please stop for a moment
Hello
I am Nour, a Palestinian girl from Gaza. I am 5 years old. We were displaced from our home after the occupation bombed. We were displaced to southern Gaza. I, my father, my mother, and my grandmother, who also lives with us.
And the three sisters: Bana, Dana and Menna
I saw the ravages of death on the way to the south, where I had to walk long distances on my feet .....
After arriving in southern Gaza, we saw all forms of suffering. After living in a tent for 8 months, we do not have any necessities for life. My sisters and I suffer from illness and weight loss due to malnutrition and lack of it. There is no source of livelihood for my father, who lost his job there in Gaza.
Sometimes words cannot describe what happens
We need your help and support to provide a better life for me and my family
Who suffers from all aspects of life ...
8 months of Genocide and, 15,500 children killed
30,000 orphans
35,000 child amputees ( Gaza has the largest population of child amputees in the world)
and there are people out there still justifying this??? like are you not human enough?
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE!
(the linktree to donate for the people of Palestine is in my bio)
these racist UK riots going on for days now.... people, we must return to punching racists again. why did it ever stop?