Every So Often I Forget That The Majority Of People Aren't Artists And Are Floored When I Show Them The

GUYS

What does my art taste like? 👉👈

Theres something they dont know....🏳️‍🌈

you guys ever think about how May and Nuala slept in the same bed in BITB, I think about it quite a bit

Dumps some of my children and leaves

Doodlin

As a debater myself i approve

Way too many debates in the last 2 weeks, so here's what I think the MMU main cast would do if they joined.

TEAM 1:

DAISY:

— Teammates are Hazel and Amina

— Second speaker definitely, bro can YAP. She likes to start with the most dramatic intro possible ("Let me paint you a picture, imagine a world where no artist's works are displayed, hidden away from the world because AI has replaced them. All their hard work gone to waste because of a technology that isn't even sentie—").

— Will study as much as possible just so she can write about the topic she wants to in team writing. She chose Literature.

— This also helps with the 120 question multiple choice quiz since she studied a lot (but only on the topics she likes).

— Definitely carries in the Scholar's Bowl (will scream at Hazel to change their answer if she accidentally choose the wrong one).

— Has a shitton of Jerry plushies, at least 10 regional round ones, 5 global round ones, and 3 tournament of champions ones (that she paid 100$ for each TOC plush).

— Atleast 7 silver, 5 gold, and 3 trophies individually.

HAZEL:

— Teammates are Daisy and Amina.

— Wanted to be with Alexander but Daisy said "oh he's a useless speaker" so they just took her girlfriend instead since Alex already stole George.

— First speaker, she knows terms and definitions, she knows how to start off debates, she can and WILL leave the opposing team shivering in their timbers by making eye contact as much as possible.

— Helps the most with finding rebuttals in their opposing team's statements.

— Good at writing, she did study a lot so she can write something decent. Most likely chose science

— Since she did study a lot, she also has a good score in the 120 question quiz.

— Panics every time a new question pops up in the Scholar's Bowl

— Has a decent amount of jerries but not as much as Daisy, maybe 5 regional round and 3 Global round (She went to TOC with Daisy once but didn't get a Jerry from there, Daisy tried to give her one but she kept refusing).

— maybe 2 gold medals and 3 silver individually.

AMINA:

— Teammates are Hazel and Daisy.

— Third speaker, she can summarize points quickly and give final rebuttals to opposing team. Bonus points since she has good tone of voice.

— Wrote a story for the team writing, she chose History.

— Didn't care much for the multiple choice quiz but got a decent score.

— Surprisingly knows the answers to a lot of the questions in the Scholar's Bowl, becahse of that their team got a trophy and three gold medals for it.

— has three regional Jerrys, two global, and 1 TOC.

— 2 gold, 3 silver, 1 trophy individually.

TEAM 2:

ALEXANDER:

— Teammates are Kitty and George

— Daisy TRIED to steal George but he protested by saying they would hold too much power (its true, they'd be overpowered)

— First speaker because it's the "easiest job" (he fought with Kitty over who got first speaker and did rock paper scissors, Alex won).

— Good at writing but doesn't really care that much about it, wrote a decent essay.

— He didn't study shit so he guessed every question in the quiz (either that or he just chose all choices for every thing which gives him a 5th of the total score)

— Holds the remote in the Scholar's Bowl bc he likes pressing the buttons.

— Has only like one Jerry but cherishes him with his life (it's pink)

— All silver medals and one gold medal for Scholar's Bowl.

GEORGE:

— Teammates are Alexander and Kitty.

— Second speaker, can also yap a shitton, likes to start with rhetorical questions that makes their opponents question their life choices.

— Good at writing, also studied for it so he can write a persuasive essay related to the history of England specifically.

— Probably got above 90 in the 120 question quiz

— Answers all the questions in the Scholar's Bowl, Kitty and Alex press the buttons

— Has a decent number of Jerrys (most are pink)

— At least 3 gold medals individually.

KITTY:

— Teammates are Alexander and George.

— Wanted to be with Lavinia and Beanie but neither of them wanted to join (Lavinia just doesn't want to, also lack of financial stability probably, I forgor if she's rich or not 💀 and Beanie is dyslexic, wouldn't be very helpful in WSC)

— Third speaker, fought with Alex over first speaker but he won rock paper scissors

— Doesn't write a lot so her writing is like... okayish, George tried to help her improve her writing before the actual event. She just wrote a poem.

— Guessed every single question in the multiple choice quiz

— Fights with Alex over who presses the buttons on the remote (George told them to take turns)

— Only joined once so she has a regional round Jerry but that's it (They all got the color pink)

— All silver medals execpt for Scholar's Bowl since all of them got a gold medal for it.

Wrote this instead of my Filipino essay so I will do that now okay bye

screenshots edited; MMU Edition.

featuring too much Daisy

(Yes i know hats with cat ears didnt exist in the 1930s but how could i not give Beanie one?)

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

behold a thing

Updates for reading A Good Girls Guide

Many people are suspiscious

Naturally theres a friendship trio that i predict will break up as trios do unfortunatley

Ravi seems chill as usual

All Hail Max Hastings our leukemia-beating King

I'm just gonna say it now but the AGGGTM and MMU murder solving duos would (pun not intended) murder each other if they met

The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple