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Nick Robles is honestly out here like:

Collection of Nick Robles Nightcrawler, for…uhh…art reasons.

Nightwing by Nick Robles

how to train your stiles

Niamh wanted personal trainer Derek and movie star Stiles, and I couldn’t really resist. [x]

“You seriously have to be kidding me, it’s not rocket science.” Derek rolls his eyes, watching his newest client, Hollywood’s latest it-boy and romcom darling, Stiles Stilinski, flop helplessly in the midst of his attempted squat. He sprawls out on the floor, big Bambi eyes blinking up innocently at Derek. What an idiot, Derek can’t believe this is his life; if Laura hadn’t convinced him to take this job (“Imagine all the great press it would get for the gym, Derek!”) he would have never taken on the actor as a client. Derek loathes Hollywood types to the core; spoiled, arrogant toerags, all of them. 

Somehow Stiles is none of these things; he’s actually kind of funny, and down-to-earth, with a sharp, biting sarcasm that’s refreshing. And Derek reluctantly agrees that he definitely deserves that MTV Teen Choice Award for “Best Eyes.” He’s not sure about “Best Kiss,” though, because Derek isn’t going to admit to anyone that he sat through and watched all of Stiles’ cheesy romantic comedy movies, nor that he was actually moved to near-tears in his last performance. And Derek definitely wasn’t jealous of any of the girls or guys Stiles made out with in his movies. (He does look like an amazing kisser, though). 

What Stiles actually is, is kind of useless at most exercises. And boxing. And judo. Swimming. Alright in weight training. He fails spectacularly at most all else, whatever reason, making his goal– to bulk up for his first action hero role– incredibly difficult for Derek. 

“I may need you to demonstrate it again,” Stiles says, looking up from under his lashes at Derek. 

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It would be a little funny if the only person who knew Batman was autistic was J'onn. No one else. Not Clark. Not Diana. Not Alfred, not Bruce– just one telepathic guy with decent pattern recognition and access to the public enough to expose him to a bunch of different kinds of people.

Also:

Bruce thoughts: I get along with J'onn very well and working with him is an easy task; he understands me without demanding more information or speech from me. These are the benefits of being friends with a telepath.

J'onn thoughts: I have lowered the lights by fifteen percent and stayed within his field of view the entire time and his emotions are— no, that's normal— and his responsiveness has increased based on his level of comfort. Good. Now, if I direct him towards a computer with a keyboard, he'll have something to do with his hands during the conversation...

*after Tim dyed his hair for something*

Bruce: You look like the girl from monsters Inc.

Tim: Boo

Bruce:

Tim:

Bruce:

Tim: That's her name.

Bruce: Oh. I thought you were trying to scare me

smth like: “Dude! U’re not helping!”^..^

I like the idea of Derek stuck in a wolf form and Stiles lending him assistance *wigglin’ eyebrows*

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"And when you're finally in my arms Look up and see love has a face" to see Alec's booty head over to patreon

part 1 of my favorite top gun maverick quotes series

Marcille is gonna be hunted by the elven government

let's get ✨vulnerable✨

i hate him ♥️

ok au where hales are human and derek is the sheriff and stiles is the orphan son of the weird Stilinski family who lived out in the woods and almost all died in a freak accident!

the Stilinski are an ancient line of witches who tend to the Nemeton

After the accident, stiles went to New York and fell off the face of the earth

Now, 7 years later! He’s back. And a string of mysterious deaths coincide with his return.

Derek obviously thinks it’s stiles doing the murdering

Stiles is trying to avoid derek

They keep meeting in weird places after deaths and derek is like “I cannot bone my number one suspect”

And stiles is like “move ASIDE hot man. I am saving the town and you are distracting”

Why was I today years old when I learned that lead compounds taste SWEET and THAT'S why kids eating paint chips back in the day was a concern?

Laios devouring a mandrake

Based on Francisco Goya painting ofc

edit of all time

Now correct me if I’m wrong, but as someone who’s thinking of watching Teen Wolf, from what I’ve seen it seems to be:

(Group of outcast teenagers have gotten themselves involved in deadly supernatural shenanigans)

Scott: WE NEED AN ADULT!!

Derek, standing there silently, unhelpfully:…

Stiles:…we don’t need an adult but if we did we would need an adultier adult

Stiles: What time is it?

Derek: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Derek: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Peter: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Derek: It’s 2 am

Now that I've got a little collection... Here are the full banner artworks for chapters 3, 4, 5, & 6 of my Steter fanfic, Mutiny of the Hardest Order. :D

messy

Big brother Stiles (+Derek) with little Malia and Jackson

Stiles: Okay puppies, there are 206 bones in the human body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocated someone’s body in 230 ways-

Derek: Stiles, they're kids!

Malia & Jackson:

Stiles: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few moments before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Stiles, in somewhat a kermit voice: Hi kids! We're going to show you how to dislocate someone's body! Let's start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Derek: Oh my god

———*after a while*———

Peter: Wait what did you teach them?

Stiles: There are 206 bones in the human body...

Peter: Mischief! They're CHILDREN! *turns to the kids*

Peter: If you are fighting an opponent your age pups, there may be up to 270 bones in the human body. Children's bones ares still fusing together. Here is how you can use that....

Now, THIS is a thirst trap if I've ever seen one . .

Okay so like stick with me but young Derek, alive hale fam au.

So like the Hale family finds out that Derek has a crush on Sheriff Stilinski’s delinquent son, and has mixed reactions. Talia is torn between amusement, worry and wanting to dislike stiles. Papa hale is very protective but thinks it funny that him and his son have the same tastes.

Peter is ecstatic, Stiles once beat him in chess when running from the cops. (stiles was running and sat down in the park around people for cover, turns out he interrupted a chess tournament. Peter challenged him to a game if stiles lost, Peter would turn him over to the police. If he won, stiles could use him as an alibi)

The rest of his siblings don’t really have an opinion other than using Derek’s crush to make fun of him EXPECT for Laura. Laura is in a one sided rivalry with stiles.

As the sheriff right hand deputy she was tasked with keeping an eye out for stiles and she constantly loses him. Which shouldn’t be possible because she’s a werewolf. She can never connect him to a crime he’s committed and can never prove anything. Can’t go to a judge a say “oh he left a scent trail which I followed because I’m a werewolf.”

Derek brings him home to dinner after they start dating. Unfortunately, the day that Derek brings him over, is also the day that Laura had to run around town taking reports of his crimes. She is fuming. Stiles looks her dead in her twitching eye and asked her how her day went.

The only crime she can connect him to is when he commit aggravated assault against a few of Derek’s teammates went to far with hazing. (Derek refused to fight back as not to hurt them) she lets him off.

nothing lasts forever but this is gonna take me down.

some teenage stereks for something i’m writing

you know i have never heard a convincing arguement as to why AO3 should not moderate the content that is posted to their website and i think a lot of the arguement against moderation on AO3 boils down to, terminally online people thinks community moderation is the same as government censorship and personally sending the cops to someone’s house to arrest them irl/