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Brad Dourif as Seymour Bourne | Rage of Angels: The Story Continues (1986)

Love for Myrna | Consolation Marriage (RKO, 1931)

J.C. Leyendecker, famous queer artist of dapper 1920s people, across a hundred years of separation: so sometimes we need to get a little athlete, I mean a real small one, posing like he’s going to kill and eat someone, leaving no shards of bone.

Me, humble disciple: absolutely absolutely

J.C. Leyendecker: he could kill a horse by sneering. That’s how cunty he is.

Me: doin my best, boss -

J.C. Leyendecker: you must then put him in the silky underwear -

Me: of course.

Leyendecker: do your absolute best to shine up the silky, shiny, thin underwear. Oil it.

Me: I’m not great at this -

Leyendecker: think silk. Think shiny. Think, “this is how you sell clothing to straight men.”

Me: is - is it?

Leyendecker: the whip must, of course, be slightly suggestive. No, more than that. More than that. It’s important that he be provocatively catchable, AND YET - he can defend himself!

Me: got it, boss. Um - you know I’m not actually - I don’t know how to paint -

Leyendecker: shhh, I am telling you. to sell suits we also need a suit guy. we model the suit guy on a Suit Guy, one of my 1920s Suit Guys, it’ll be great.

Me: I can probably draw -

Leyendecker: suit guy could kiss him on the head. 😘 . Like that. Say that.

Me: 🫡

J.C. Leyendecker, “man and jockey clothing advertisement,” 1923. This is how we sell men’s suits, apparently.

... @exdeputysonso in here with the facts! They made a beautiful gifset of this movie.

I'm also thinking about Escape From Witch Mountain (1995), which seems to exist solely as Disney Channel bootlegs, including one with pop-up ads in Russian for other Disney material.

My friend thought they'd be clever and buy a DVD off eBay. Turns out there's a 1975 original version with the same name and no Dourif. Sure glad I'm not that friend, or I'd be out $8.79 plus shipping.

RELEASE THE LUTHER CUT

That little straw boater will be the death of me

- Pics grabbed from this amazing collection from @tallaxia 🫡

- no offense to the dvd rippers, I'm pretty sure they released this one in 480p...

Absolutely lose it every time I see these 😩

Bonus chest tattoo gif:

Brad Dourif Behind the Scenes on The X-Files 

Beyond The Sea (S1 EP13)

succinct summary of Gideon the Ninth (wonderful audio by @knife-lore)

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insert "these boots are made for walking" joke

That *4th gif: prime example of popping the headlights

This entire set: deadly poison

Wake me up in the next universe, but a bit earlier so I can drag 90s brad dourif off to a cave by my teeth

Brad Dourif as Dennis Hoffman | Millennium - S1.E13 Force Majeure (1997)

THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG (2013) dir. Peter Jackson