Brad Dourif In X-Files + Tumblr Texts Posts

I had a dream that I was being seduced by this gross wet war veteran exterminator.

It goes without saying, it worked 😍

Behind the Scenes of Blue Velvet

Hahaha! Tucker Cleveland energy (less the expressions, more the "fuk u" 🤣). Love the little self-satisfied evil grin.

i can’t draw his face right💀💀

Another excuse to stitch together all his pretty shots with zero regard for plot :v

(Mad props to @exdeputysonso for putting together the supercut I trimmed down for this)

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

really sucks that time doesn't stop while I wait to get into the right Headspace

Purrints&Purrtreon&Book😽

we could watch the child's play movies, where actor brad dourif plays a crazy supernatural serial killer, or we could watch the exorcist 3, where actor brad dourif plays a crazy supernatural serial killer, or we could watch the x-files s01e13 beyond the sea, where actor brad dourif plays, and you're not gonna believe this-