​I Was Not Prepared For How WELL He Wears That Wig. Fuck

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Linoleum cut print of Starbug!

I’ve been absolutely obsessed with this show recently and decided to try something new and make a linoleum cut of the bug!

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

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I've been on a Brad Dourif hyperfixation for like six months now. The restorative power of staring at this one hot guy has somehow pulled me through a profound creative burnout.... and here are the results! (See #my bradrot for the latest)

🎧 prettyboy music videos

Supercut of hottie moments (Boys)

The X-Files (Shinigami Eyes)

Spontaneous Combustion (You Spin Me)

Death Machine (Wrecking Ball)

✍️ unstable gif essays

Scrungly feature analysis: Brad Dourif's eyes

Popping the headlights (a certain way directors light his eyes)

🎨 BD characters as classical art

Saint Sebastian | Le génie du mal | Perseus with the Head of Medusa

🧰 meme templates

Drake yes/no meme generator | Tucker Cleveland's truck templates

🤨 other shitposts, drawings, stuff

Brad Dourif movie bingo!

BDE (Brad Dourif Energy) memes

Rotoscoped Miami Vice intimidation gif

Listen here u little shit (Cypress Edge)

Brad Dourif mlem cam (Progeny interview)

i sleep / real shit, Dourif vamp edition

And maybe some fics... someday? 🫣

P.S.: I don't repost fundraisers and stuff here because this is my fun stupid side account. I do those things on main; this is more of a release valve. Big love to those doing the work on here, though.

I modified my Reverend Daughter piece into a tapestry design 🖤 I’ll unveil these at Kami-Con next weekend, as well as in my shop later this month

I made some things...

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

i made a brad dourif drake meme generator

has this been done

The spirit I aim to carry into the world (at least with frivolous art projects)

What got you into making vintage posts?

I was wishing there was a blog where I could look at hot people and press buttons, and then I realized I could make a blog full of hot people and buttons. The vintage thing was just because I’m already into old movies and think the people in them are hot!

felt like noodles tonight :3