Sometimes The Best Things Are The Ones That Don’t Make Sense.

WAIT STOP. This little detail about Gaara stopping the sand in the hour glass is fucking hilarious when applied to any other situation. He and the fam are playing Pictionary and the other team keeps commenting on how it JUST FEELS like gaaras team is getting more time to guess, but they cannot for the life of them figure out why. Finally it clicks and Temaris like “you absolute fucking knob, you’ve been manipulating the sand in the timer.” And Gaaras just sitting there, legs crossed, completely smooth faced. “Prove it”. All hell breaks loose in the Nara household that night.

Me: *Sees long post of writing tips that I should really study*

Me: Nice

*Reblogs and never looks at it again*

@moonmargaritas throwback to when we were watching this collection of these shorts. god I need to find them again, those were so funny.

The Pink Phink | Director: Friz Freleng | Studio: DePatie–Freleng Enterprises | United States, 1964

It’s an AU of the story where Robin is a regular human lmao but yes the irony is retroactive. She was originally a bird but I couldn’t figure out how to make the feathers work, so I figured I’d just make her into a cat.

In Ford’s defense, he needed to leave that dimension ASAP because of Bill, and Bieti was… well. Permanently indisposed, shall we say, for the same reason.

Robin was five at the time and all of three feet tall, so Ford figured he could stow her in a backpack until she was big enough to keep up on her own.

At fifteen, she still sometimes climbs up onto his back, just to hang out. Because Ford has a hard time saying no.

(Bieti named her Robin because birds are much bigger in her native dimension, and robins are known to carry off small to medium sized mammals. It’s a nice strong name, her daughter will grow up to be a good predator.)

I think it’s absolutely hilarious that we both managed to independently come up with the idea of “Ford needs an alien spouse and a half alien daughter”. Like get that monsterfucker an alien wife/husband and make sure he can be the girl dad we always knew he could be. Superb.

I just scrolled all the way back to 2018 on your account and I'm disappointed to realise this is not something you've posted. Presumably.

I do agree though that Ford gives off girl dad energy in an unexplainable way. He's so babygirl that he needs an actual baby girl.

He also deserves to just have an alien spouse. Reward the monsterfuckers for once, y'know?

a little late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIZAWA!! (ashido is the only one who’s brave enough to hug him, fight me)

So I’m on AO3 and I see a lot of people who put “I do not own [insert fandom here]” before their story.

Like, I came on this site to read FAN fiction. This is a FAN fiction site. I’m fully aware that you don’t own the fandom or the characters. That’s why it’s called FAN FICTION.

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

if you’re still doing the requests, could you perhaps make a Ford and Mabel bonding somehow? I love your art! always very happy to see it on my dash!

me realizing that if i want to see content for my own ocs i have to make it myself:

Just read a post about funny reasons little kids have had meltdowns over silly stuff and so many of the comments were like “this isn’t funny or cute I hated reading this” and they got so intricately worded they were for real almost reading as callout posts and I’m losing it I swear so many people think kids are capable of being bad people just bc they personally cant tolerate children