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How else are they supposed to make up for all the years of brotherly ribbing?

(But someone thinking Stan is the older sibling because he looks older T-T)

You know, your art inspireed a thought I thought you might like for a bit of “Ford taking care of Stan” kind of vibe. Stan’s hair is much whiter than Ford’s, and I can imagine Ford having thoughts about how much stress Stan was under to have his hair go so much more grey. Love your art, so happy to see it on my dash!!

Oh 🥲

I do like the idea of Ford noticing a bit more about Stan and his well-being once they go out and about sailing. Stan has definitely noticed some things about Ford as well. I absolutely love mother hen Ford and how fussy he can be over Stan when Stan gets hurt or sick. Ford also gets fussy when Stan does not so favorable habits and Ford is a little sneak about cutting off those habits. Naturally, Stan has to do the same with Ford. It's only fair after all.

It’s an AU of the story where Robin is a regular human lmao but yes the irony is retroactive. She was originally a bird but I couldn’t figure out how to make the feathers work, so I figured I’d just make her into a cat.

In Ford’s defense, he needed to leave that dimension ASAP because of Bill, and Bieti was… well. Permanently indisposed, shall we say, for the same reason.

Robin was five at the time and all of three feet tall, so Ford figured he could stow her in a backpack until she was big enough to keep up on her own.

At fifteen, she still sometimes climbs up onto his back, just to hang out. Because Ford has a hard time saying no.

(Bieti named her Robin because birds are much bigger in her native dimension, and robins are known to carry off small to medium sized mammals. It’s a nice strong name, her daughter will grow up to be a good predator.)

I think it’s absolutely hilarious that we both managed to independently come up with the idea of “Ford needs an alien spouse and a half alien daughter”. Like get that monsterfucker an alien wife/husband and make sure he can be the girl dad we always knew he could be. Superb.

I just scrolled all the way back to 2018 on your account and I'm disappointed to realise this is not something you've posted. Presumably.

I do agree though that Ford gives off girl dad energy in an unexplainable way. He's so babygirl that he needs an actual baby girl.

He also deserves to just have an alien spouse. Reward the monsterfuckers for once, y'know?

I regret to inform you that the story is still in the infodumping to a friend stage, but yes! Wifey is cat alien named Bieti, their daughter is Robin. Ford loves his little girl and gets to take her with him on his multiverse travels, because separating them makes me sad lmao

I’m doing *so* much world building though for their native dimension. So much.

I think it’s absolutely hilarious that we both managed to independently come up with the idea of “Ford needs an alien spouse and a half alien daughter”. Like get that monsterfucker an alien wife/husband and make sure he can be the girl dad we always knew he could be. Superb.

I just scrolled all the way back to 2018 on your account and I'm disappointed to realise this is not something you've posted. Presumably.

I do agree though that Ford gives off girl dad energy in an unexplainable way. He's so babygirl that he needs an actual baby girl.

He also deserves to just have an alien spouse. Reward the monsterfuckers for once, y'know?

for your dress up ford post: may ford in stan's suit be done?

womp womp

By reading my works you are signing an agreement that if you put my works through AI or repost my works or anything like that, i get to hunt you for sport

So I’m on AO3 and I see a lot of people who put “I do not own [insert fandom here]” before their story.

Like, I came on this site to read FAN fiction. This is a FAN fiction site. I’m fully aware that you don’t own the fandom or the characters. That’s why it’s called FAN FICTION.

Yall need to interact with fanfiction author's more.

So. After the ddos attack on ao3.

I was encouraged to write more comments and make my love known to fanfic writers.

I dont really like commenting. Because im a bit shy and soooo lazy.

Now though. I am writing more comments. And dude. This is so heartwarming. Ya'll need to treat writers better. They are doing the lord's work.

Take for an example, couple of days prior, i was searching for something interesting to read, and found an oneshot quite compelling.

I read it. At the end of it, i was blown away by how good it was. It promised me something and it went beyond my expectations. But then i saw a crime, zero fucking comments!

At that moment, i wasn't feeling up to writing a comment. Because, normally i like to write huge paragraphs. But because im lazy i decided to be brief.

Next day, the author answered that the comment lift their mood for the whole day.

That warmed my heart.

Duuuuuuuude! Write comments! Suport the writers of the fics you like! No need to be something super elaborate. Just give your thoughts. Freak out. Ramble. Ask something. Make theories. Compliment. Make a joke about how you wished to give kudos every chapter but ao3 sucks(not true bby) and won't let you.

Truly. Just. Comment. It can make someone's day. And that is part of the apeal of writing fics. Interacting with people.

Just give love to fanfic writers yall. They deserve this and so much more.

To my readers:

If your comment is long and rambling and full of quotes you enjoyed, I will love it.

If your comment is full of story related questions, I will love it.

If your comment is a single sentence, I will love it.

If your comment is a single emoji, or a string of them, I will love it.

If you comment, I will love it. It's that simple.

Yet another AO3 bot situation - please spread the word!

Hi, it's me again, the person who wrote that viral post about fanfiction plagiarism! Today I'm here to warn you about abuse perpetrated by bots who have stolen AO3 usernames.

There's currently an epidemic of bots going around leaving (apparently random) horrible, hateful comments on people's fics. This isn't the first time bots have invaded AO3, but the big problem with this wave is that they're using real AO3 usernames to do it.

I learned about this when another writer contacted me after receiving the following comment on their story:

Now, while that is my username, I DEFINITELY did not leave this comment (and anyone who would leave something like that on a fic should be slapped! What an awful thing to post). This fic is in a completely unrelated fandom that I have never participated in, nor has that author participated in any of my fandoms, so the probability of it being some intentional fandom drama thing to make me look bad is also low.

The writer whose fic the comment was left on enlisted the aid of some friends and tracked down other guest comments with unrelated usernames attached, which is pretty strong evidence that they are being left by bots at random.

The TL;DR: If you receive a cruel comment from a (Guest) with an actual AO3 username attached, it's most likely from a bot. Please do not lash out at or dogpile the AO3 user who owns that name, and who in all likelihood has no idea that their name has been hijacked for evil.

If finding this kind of comment on a fic, even left by a bot, is likely to upset you, I would recommend changing your comment settings so that only users who are logged in can leave comments. To do this, edit your story settings, and under "Privacy," select the radio button that says "Only registered users can comment," as shown below.

Please spread the word to other AO3 users! And if you see mean guest comments on other fics, maybe let the author know that it's probably from a bot and not a real person who thinks their writing is bad.

this got out of hand really fast

context:

my girl!!!! Aaah I still love her!

Commission for @fishebake 's Yamanaka OC!! This cutie was so fun to design~

My readers making connections and going crazy with the deep lore of my writing

Me who planned nothing and just typed out whatever random string of words my brain whispered to me today

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

More random tropes that I fucking love: Becoming the mask you wore.

Like oh shit, this character who was sent to spy somewhere under a false identity suddenly realises they've started to genuinely become the person they claimed to be? Someone who's been telling the same lies about who they are for so long that they're actually forgetting that the story isn't true? Finding themselves genuinely doing the things they pretend to do in front of people, when they're alone and nobody's watching? Answering to a name that wasn't supposed to be theirs without thinking?

Ooohh-hoh-hoh, you lost track of yourself in pretending to be someone else? You were only supposed to impersonate somebody, a plausible background and a name you came up with on the spot, and now that the people you were supposed to infiltrate have become your true companions? You lost yourself in the game you played, and no you no longer know who you truly are, and where your true loyalties lie? And both sides would mark you a traitor if you came out with the truth. On a scale of one to ten, how bad did you fuck up.

Fuck that is a good trope. Never seen it done badly. Pour that shit on a table and I'll chop it into lines and snort it.

if you’re still doing the requests, could you perhaps make a Ford and Mabel bonding somehow? I love your art! always very happy to see it on my dash!

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

easily one of the best stories I’ve ever read, and it makes me laugh like a loon every time I read it.

I reactivated this account just to let you know how much i am loving reading your fic Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates. Thank you for your gracing us with such a funny, interesting, captivating story. <3

ahhh that's such high praise!! I'm so so glad you're enjoying the story -- it's one of my absolute favorites, and I still look back on it fondly even though it's been a while! :D

enjoyy, and thank you so much for taking the time to let me know!

casually rereading this story that’s pretty good, and I get to the end and find out this author hasn’t updated in like three and a half years. what a jerk, not giving me more to read.

(it’s me. I’m the author.)

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. FISH🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

i know it’s been said time and time again in a thousand different ways, and I won’t really be contributing anything new to it, but people really do put too much emphasis on romantic love.

love to me is sending a post to a friend for a fandom that i’m not in because he’s in it and will find it funny. love is buying another dice set for my friend even though she already has over fifty because i know she loves them. love is hating your sibling, not wanting to see or speak to them, and yet you know you would do anything for them, all they have to do is say the word. love is getting a vaccine that you suspected would make you sick for minimum of forty eight hours and turning out to likely be seventy two or more because your mother’s immune system is shot from her chemo, and you don’t want to risk it. love is stepping away from work because your friend is having a mental health crisis and needs someone to talk to her for a little bit. love is making plans with friends, and making new plans when those fall through, even though if you had all met at your current stages of life, you wouldn’t be friends. love is when you look back at all of these and know with absolute certainty that you’d do it all over again. love is all of this and so much more, and I feel so lucky to live in a world with so much love in it.

bitchin. you probably already know this but make sure you take the wrappings of the thread with you when you’re color matching, and check online as well to find the other brand equivalent. matching by eye isn’t always accurate.

So I’ve just started my first embroidery project and apparently the reason the thread in this kit keeps fraying when I try to thread the needle is because you’re supposed to undo the strands instead of using the whole thread. I find this out two flowers of suffering into this project. No wonder I ran out of that color so fast.

To Joann’s!

same for cross stitching lol what are you making?

So I’ve just started my first embroidery project and apparently the reason the thread in this kit keeps fraying when I try to thread the needle is because you’re supposed to undo the strands instead of using the whole thread. I find this out two flowers of suffering into this project. No wonder I ran out of that color so fast.

To Joann’s!

I cannot emphasize how much I wish I was this snake. my quality of life would improve so much.

💯🙏💛🟨👍

👀 will you share your creation with me? I want to try hard eggnog

@cardenvondraken O wise one in all the ways of alcohol, what spirit would you recommend to spice up storebought eggnog? I’m thinking either brandy or spiced rum.

On one hand, I’m so unbelievably exhausted right now. It’s been a long, stressful week, and I want nothing more than to go to bed and sleep.

On the other hand, it’s not even 4pm yet. And I should probably do things.

Decisions, decisions…

I'm stealing this from Twitter

Here's the link

I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!

i love writing. i also would rather be doing literally anything else