I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.
Sometimes the best things are the ones that don’t make sense.
oh yea i can draw whatever i want
Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?
Aang: I recall yes
Sokka: can I have it
Aang: …what?
Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes
Aang: what no
Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: okay five minutes
So this favorite ship dynamics thing is going on so here are my now not so secret guilty pleasures
One of the things I love about BNHA is all the headcanons you can come up with that make sense and don’t change a thing plot wise, which is why you can rip my half-German-Yamada-Hizashi headcanon from my cold dead hands.
“Sounds gay, I’m in.”
Present Mic at some point, probably
I just want domestic villain things…..
It’s an AU of the story where Robin is a regular human lmao but yes the irony is retroactive. She was originally a bird but I couldn’t figure out how to make the feathers work, so I figured I’d just make her into a cat.
In Ford’s defense, he needed to leave that dimension ASAP because of Bill, and Bieti was… well. Permanently indisposed, shall we say, for the same reason.
Robin was five at the time and all of three feet tall, so Ford figured he could stow her in a backpack until she was big enough to keep up on her own.
At fifteen, she still sometimes climbs up onto his back, just to hang out. Because Ford has a hard time saying no.
(Bieti named her Robin because birds are much bigger in her native dimension, and robins are known to carry off small to medium sized mammals. It’s a nice strong name, her daughter will grow up to be a good predator.)
I think it’s absolutely hilarious that we both managed to independently come up with the idea of “Ford needs an alien spouse and a half alien daughter”. Like get that monsterfucker an alien wife/husband and make sure he can be the girl dad we always knew he could be. Superb.
I just scrolled all the way back to 2018 on your account and I'm disappointed to realise this is not something you've posted. Presumably.
I do agree though that Ford gives off girl dad energy in an unexplainable way. He's so babygirl that he needs an actual baby girl.
He also deserves to just have an alien spouse. Reward the monsterfuckers for once, y'know?
Bunny Mights
casually rereading this story that’s pretty good, and I get to the end and find out this author hasn’t updated in like three and a half years. what a jerk, not giving me more to read.
(it’s me. I’m the author.)
Miscellaneous fanfic ideas, snippets, and plots, with a dash of art and original work
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