If I Ever Get A Realistic Packer And It Falls Out Near A Kid I’m Doing This. I Told My Sibling About

If I ever get a realistic packer and it falls out near a kid I’m doing this. I told my sibling about this and they said: I can just imagine this kid telling his parents “if I don’t eat my vegetables my dick will fall off!!”

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

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5 months ago

We are teaching my mum to play splatoon. When mom comes back from her trip she will learn as well.


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5 months ago

https://www.tumblr.com/idiot-trans-shark/767261486528790528/hello-sorry-for-an-ask-i-am-very-sick-my-asthma

sublimedestinybird/Luciamkira is a heavily documented scammer.

https://www.tumblr.com/12percentspider/745338979697704960/for-future-reference-re-help-i-have-asthma-at

https://www.tumblr.com/staticespace/752980076501565440/if-you-receive-an-ask-or-see-a-post-for-medical

https://www.tumblr.com/kyra45/764622240386105344/daily-scam-list-10172024

https://www.tumblr.com/kyra45/763314716539060224/vettedverified-as-a-scam-please-report-their

here is an archived previous version of their post where the linked paypal account is under the name eUnice'margwel’: https://archive.ph/amQYa      coincidentally this same paypal account is currently being used by another scammer @/myavenuesheep to run an entirely different scam

would you mind deleting their scam from your blog, or clearly labeling it as a scam so it doesn't spread to others? in the future, please remember you can use the tumblr search box to search the username/paypal account name/text used by people asking for money to check if they’ve been proven to be a scammer

Hey, thanks for letting me know. It’s shitty that people would use scams like these and I will be removing the posts of scammers from my blog. If I accidentally post one please let me know. Spread love, not hate. Stay safe.

4 months ago

Day 4 of oc advent!

Fun facts about the rest of the cast (Co’s was on day 1)

Sal: In my AU for splatoon in certain conditions chum salmonids can evolve into cohozuna. Sal is an unevolved Cohozuna which is referenced in the Christmas light chains for their frosty fest outfit. (I’ll finish that art and post it eventually.)

Mon: Mon constantly hides her eyes, except for around Sal and eventually around Co

Ange: Ange is really nocturnal and has scared roommate on multiple occasions when walking around with her esca glowing in the dark.

Cookie: when they deal with bad customers at the shop (like if a Karen is being really rude) they let cookie handle it. He scares them away within 2 minutes.

Kina: She has run into Spyke and Murch before, but doesn’t talk to them out of anxiety/ awkwardness.


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10 months ago

oh no

being to good at uno lost me visitation to Henry, which I only got today. @doritoplayz-xi please give me visitation to Henry again. :(


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6 months ago
If You See This On Your Dashboard, Reblog This, NO MATTER WHAT And All Your Dreams And Wishes Will Come

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

5 months ago

there’s really good representation for this in the WEBTOON Friend With Benefits. (I know how the title sounds, trust me, it’s not like that.) the main character is sex repulsed but they aren’t always made to feel broken, damaged, or wrong because of this. And her partner even adapts to his needs.

Gonna piss off half of tumblr with just one take because its gotten to the point now that its personal;

Being a sex repulsed ace is okay and you are not "wrong" or "broken" because of your fears and discomforts

Thankyou for coming to my Ted talk the amount of times I hear people shit on sex repulsed asexuals is honestly infuriating

-sincerely a sex repulsed asexual


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6 months ago
9 months ago

evil lair mates

Imagine if two notorious villains in a city shared a lair because it’s massive and with how expensive it is to own they just split costs. They take turns using the room with the fish tank walls for dramatic fight scenes. On occasion they will run into each other while discussing plans with their assistant. They go to each other to review evil schemes


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1 week ago

Kermit for pope

I Was Trying To Find Out If Kermit Was Eligible To Be Pope And I Found A Blog That Says He's The Perfect

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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