ruff days
no need to feel afraid, ben is keeping an eye on you đđŠ
sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didnât throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.
anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said âsorry for farty rocking đ„șâ
Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."
a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?
so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"
and then a second image popped up in my head
what if they acted like dogs?
How will the world end?
itâs genuinely not something i think too much about. there are people to love and dishes to do in the meantime.
ânobody is making you do thisâ i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend
Every time I get groceries Iâm always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said âimagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said âactually this is a bit more than what I owe youââ
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