Bombloop Is Here

Drunk Bill Cipher phone call. Please. Probably one in which he accidentally confessed his feelings for Reader, and also refers to himself as Billy. Perhaps he believes he's calling his mom again and wants to introduce us to her or something.

Anyway none of this happened, what are you talking about. NO DON'T PLAY THE RECORDING STOP IT DELETE THAT BEFORE I DELETE YOU-

I haven't seen anyone talk about that part of the book! Him thinking he was calling his mom made me so sad :(

warnings: tBoB spoilers, typical Bill shenanigans, not proofread, alcoholism

Drunk Dial

Ding!

You pick up your phone to see a notification.

1 new voicemail from "Your Lord and Savior (don't you dare change my profile name or else I'll eat your family)"

"Hi MOM, this is BILLY. I just wanted to tell you about this human I found." His speech slurs.

He cackles and says your name, "They make me feel all fuzzy inside- Like a duckling... full of TARANTULAS! HAHAHA!!! It's not the same as the howling void, PROMISE! I'll bring 'em to meet you tomorrow, mkay?"

You hear glass break in the background.

"First I gotta put them in the love cage thouuugh~ They haven't reacted to any of my attempts at SEDUCING them, I - [incomprehensible]."

The love cage? Should you be worried?

"Why are you being so silent mom? Are you there-? [incomprehensible] WHY WON'T YOU SAY ANY-" a mouse squeaks on the other end. "OOO! A new gift for my favorite human~!"

"DON'T forget mom, TOMORROW!!!" The voicemail ends.

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That night when Bill visits you in the mindscape, he traps you in a pyramid looking-thing and starts playing piano while singing some old song.

"So, this is the love cage...?" You lean back into a couch made of human skin.

Bill hits off note on the piano, "Love cage?" He laughs nervously, "What's that? It sounds completely made up!"

You take out your phone and play the voicemail you got. As the call goes on Bill becomes increasingly mortified.

"Blackmail." You wink. He shoots a laser beam at your phone. You just summon a new one and let it play again, it's the mindscape.

"No don't play the recording again! STOP IT! DELETE THAT BEFORE I DELETE YOU!"

"Aw, you wouldn't hurt the person that makes you feel "fuzzy," would you?"

He shrieks in frustration and empties the mindscape, "This dream is over!!!"

He snaps his fingers, and you wake up. You turn to your nightstand and notice your phone is smashed in with a hammer. A post-it note is stuck to your forehead.

There's a drawing of an angry Bill on it, "THAT NEVER HAPPENED!"

You take the hammer off your phone and pick up the broken pieces of it.

Good thing you downloaded the audio file onto your computer...

Me when my fixation on Simulacra the game back from 2020-2022 has comes back again to bite me and start simping over its voice. I love the first one specifically

And yes I do indeed ship Pretender/The Protagonist with Spark Simulacra aka Simtender

And yes you can indeed search up Simulacra x Pretender and you will find my old artworks on DA from 2020 with my own design for Spark. My old art is cringe though and I do intend to redesign it soon to fit into the Inkblot looks nd Virus look like how I always saw it. I think very hard about the design.

I do ofc also have designs for Flappee Bird and Kimera/Rippleman.

Please Simulacra fans that are still somehow alive in this fandom talk to me I’m so in love with the game and wanna potentially roleplay and discuss about it.

Blue and Green look great together

I felt like doing a sketch of Me x Ivy but ofc I didn’t line it and went straight for the coloring. Then I started to mess around and boom, this actually turned out so nicely!

The hands(specifically mine) were an absolute pain to draw. Still turned out very nicely.

Man I love kissing (literal) toxic women <33

Here is something pog swaggers! This is my fursona (yes she is a reptile but can still be called that) that I finally feel connected to. She is a flowergator that I prefer to call Alligatia

I like to ship her with (human) Whitty since self insert is valid. I’ll post a human version which is basically just me. My pronouns are she/they!

Can you also tell I’m a GF kinnie

This is actually a channel banner for a YouTube channel I made specifically for Picatita and other FNF/Pico's School related stuff. Also featuring Shirayuri and Mynn! Also special thanks to @floragators for helping me with the coloring! Please check out their awesome art!

Words cannot describe how much I love this so much I- thank you fir the friendly reminder!!

For all my self insert followers, please know that I think Jonathan would love you. He likes your eyes, and running fingers through your hair. He loves learning about your culture, and trying your comfort foods. He never deadnames or misgenders you and has a genuine curiosity when it comes to you, and your identity. He doesn't always get it right, but he damn well tries his best.

He doesn't inject you with toxin (unless you want it??? ) You can be his Mistress of Fear, or Master of Fright, or Demon of Death. You hold value to him and he wants to best for you.

You two make a great pair.

There I am.

@jordynplsno @floragators

OKAY CALL ME CRAZY BUT I THINK RUS IS AFRAID OF FLORIDIANS.

In his Undernet info- he has pathological fear of the artist Pitbull, T Pain, and Flo Rida. All rap artists from Florida-

I think he is afraid especially of the Flordia Man in memes so that’s why and uh— I can’t blame him djejwwj IM LITERALLY FLORIDIAN

I get this can be a joke but it’s just so hilarious to me especially as a Florida gurl who simps for him hehe

I’m so sorry @bonelyheartsclub that I had came to this conclusion but I love it

Spookycrow the babysitter

I felt the motivation to draw a crossover with Scarecrow from Batman with Skid and Pump from Spooky Month.

I feel like it would be adorable if Scarecrow actually had a soft side with these two, despite how grumpy he looks, due to their ‘spooky month’ spirit. The two are just equally happy to be with him.

I wanna say this is now a crossover au where Scarecrow is their babysitter who shall protecc them. I shall draw more of them soon, maybe even an idea of how he could’ve met them!!

This shitpost aged differently now that I actually have the Wizard of Oz Scarecrow as one of my f/os

Scareygators in a nutshell

Im sorry for what I’ve made.

This started with me wanting to make a shitpost edit of my fursona because they look exactly like Allie from Where’s my water (my childhood btw) and then lead to me making a haha funny Jonathan looks like the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz

Boom this monstrosity