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My Mum's friend Matthew 'Smithy' Smith had a brother called Johnathan... does that count?

John Smith is known as an incredibly standard men’s name, but I’ve never met anyone called John Smith

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Ahh, Art Humour

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

I wish Tumblr had a “I feel your pain” button

because I feel terrible whenever I “like” one of your sad text posts

and it looks like I enjoy watching you suffer

because I don’t

I really don’t

What is this word called sleep? I don’t think it is in the Tumblr dictionary.

If I had a twin who was five minutes younger than me, I’d always tell him “When I was your age” and proceed to tell him what I did five minutes ago.

And some of them... well...

Some of them look majestic in the sun.

psa