Fluffyfirebreathingfox - Fluffy Fire Breathing Fox

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

I'd bet any money that Tony put one of these in Clint's room in Stark Tower

I would give anything for this omg it’s so cool just omg omg yes. 

The cat is just like "why the fuck did you bring this to our house? I am seriously questioning your life choices. I am so disappointed in you"

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WHATEVER YOU DO MAKE SURE YOU UNMUTE THIS

Ask Sam Winchester

I wonder if there’s wifi in the afterlife

when i find myself in times of trouble

sheogorath comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

Yelpers let homophobic Indiana pizza shop have it 

If you publicize your bigoted views on television, don’t be surprised if the mighty force of the Internet soon rains down on you. Memories Pizza, a small shop in Walkerton, Indiana, is learning this lesson the hard way. And there’s several more where the above came from.

why the fuck is there so much stigma surrounding going to the movies by yourself why the fuck do you need someone to help you sit in the dark and look at a wall for two hours “oh look at that dork they don’t even have a friend to ignore for the entire duration of this event”

Some animals don’t know other animals exist, like a lion doesn’t know a squid is a thing

"Why should I trust you?"

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin: