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trying to prove a point to birds

The truth of this smacks you 100% in the face.

Got a Bonsai Tree as an early birthday present. I named him Groot, he shares a pot with Korg

TWO WOMEN WILL WRITE ‘CAPTAIN MARVEL’ SCRIPT

AND ONE OF THEM WROTE ‘GUARDIANS OF GALAXY’

FUCKING YES

Better than me, to be honest.

Do you think that when McGonagall really got tired of her colleagues’ shit she just turned into a cat and started doing random cat things? Like:

Dumbledore: Minerva, please, I really have to send those letters McGonagall: *gets more comfy over Dumbledore’s desk* Dumbledore: Minerva McGonagall: *starts chewing on a nearby quill* — Umbridge: why are the cushions in my office so ruined? Who is responsible for this? Every other teacher:*glances to McGonagall* McGonagall:*cleans her nails* — Snape: Minerva get out of that jar now I need it Snape: you are far too old for such antics Snape: I’ll stop taking points from Longbottom for a week, is that enough? McGonagall:*flicks her ear* Snape:…how did you even get inside there McGonagall:*meows and burrows deeper in the jar*

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hey uh? i dont really know if this is real but im? kinda both scared and disgusted rn? even if you’re not muslim if you could spread this? i dont know how many muslim followers i have but, please, stay safe?