Sorry But I’m Screaming :’)

People who say 'suck my dick'

95%: Girls

5%: Boys

The word “nun” is just the letter “n” doing a cartwheel.

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, “But why are the kids crying?” And the kids will say, “Haven’t you heard? Rick is dead! The People’s Poet is dead!

The Young Ones

R.I.P Rik Mayall. Completely gutted for comedy right now.

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can y’all just… like or reblog if y’all are polyam-safe blogs

The Nightly Show, April 16, 2015

*hand movements*

It will never cease to amuse me that UKIP seem to have got their colour scheme from the Standing At The Back Dressed Stupidly And Looking Stupid Party from Blackadder.

That's it, that's the book

HYPOTHETICALLY, NEWT

Darian Sperry 180 lb (81.65 kg) snatch