Me: *sniffing* why do you smell like coffee? I don’t even own any coffee….
Spud: mrow
Me: what, are you a wizard? Do you secretly turn into a man and go into coffeeshops when I’m not home?
Spud: *stares at me with his eye wide (he only has one)*
Me: …
Spud: *squirms out of my arms rapidly*
Me: 0.0
Fun fact i learned: wishing you had violent gender dysphoria so you would know if you’re really trans is a form of gender dysphoria
That being said, you don’t need dysphoria to be trans
Don’t tell people you do, because that could cause the above form of dysphoria, fuckers
Aro culture is "You're supposed to pay attention to how you look for ur future spouse"- I'm sorry who? How about no? Why would I do this? "You're supposed to pay attention to how you look bc it makes you feel good and might get you more friends" oh damn why didn't you say so.
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The Do’s & Don'ts of interacting w/ content creators, & other people you don’t know well mutually I slapped together for Twitter.
This ended up being more Don'ts than Dos but I feel like people need more help learning what NOT to say once they stray away from simple compliments and questions.
oh hello vtuber ranboo avatar by twitter user tortoigeois
wait. wait wheres he going
wait vtuber ranboo no dont!!!
Dance like a bird - it works Vaughn's and Hedwig's idea of fun includes goofy dancing with each other. Plus Vaughn is respectful to Hedwig's quality beetle time I drew this mini-animation recently and decided to make a post with a couple of other dancing arts. Some of them are pretty old, but I've freshen them up a little bit. Also, I do have a pet Goliath beetle IRL
whoopsie, my hand slipped
We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
I’ve come to make an announcement: Luka’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his twink-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Luka, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Urak?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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