Forgency - What Do You Desire To See?

Ya yeet gingermaple was Thanos Snapped and now she's upsetti spaghetti

For real though A message from Maple: My Tumblr account (@gingermaple) has been terminated. Without warning or reason. I’m currently attempting to contact Tumblr support for aid but they haven’t gotten back to me yet… If they don’t I might be forced to make a second account, but I’m hoping that can be avoided. Sorry for the inconvenience. @inthishousewekinkshamefnaf @the-bag-of-holding @shamrockace @presumptivelylesbian @paperinkquillpoet @theblukittu @fandom-mutt @gingersnapdragonspice @theblukittu @aquaparks @henloamkitty @mari13606 @technosauruspunk @eeveecathasnolife @albatross-the-pen-chewer @emberglowfox @mayaut @whatthefuckugou

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It’s morning in Japan, and everyone is late.

Why are they all late? Why is everyone’s bag broken? Well~~ let’s just say a certain annoying dog is guilty of stealing, vandalizing and kidnapping..

HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR~~~ and be careful not to let this dog steal your stuff or else you would be like the people above. 

-fluffymilktea

When most people say their partner is their everything, they mean it metaphorically. You don’t. Your spouse is a near limitless shapeshifter who can turn into anything from household objects to immaterial concepts. You’ve had some pretty unique dates.

Hehe :)

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

Cough

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