Latest Posts by forgency - Page 4

“we must make sure you do not appear here again. bailiff, whack his peepee.”

*whack sound*

*Mel Blanc scream*

I MUST KNOW

Splatoon players of tumblr, please choose the closest option for sensitivity settings.

Please share for larger sample size!!

Your partner is trying to hide their nonhuman nature. You figured it out months ago but play along because you find their antics amusing.

The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

You mean to tell me that Grian actually named his bow “his charm and good looks” canonically with his whole entire grick? You mean to tell me he ACTUALLY killed Scar and it showed up in chat as “Goodtimewithscar was killed by Grian using his charm and good looks” ??? Right in front of every other hermit on this good christian minecraft server??????? What in the homosexuality is going on I thought that was a fan edit,,,,,,

I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

running into whirling accelerando at inopportune times

Reblog if your favorite pokemon is

o<o

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

yall have got to be more normal about Southern people and I'm not kidding. enough of the Sweet Home Alabama incest jokes, enough of the idea that all Southerners are bigots and rednecks, and enough of the idea that the South has bad food. shut up about "trailer trash" and our accents and our hobbies!

do yall know how fucking nauseating it is to hear people only bring up my state to make jokes about people in poverty and incestuous relationships? how much shame I feel that I wasn't born up north like the Good Queers and Good Leftists with all the Civilised Folk with actual houses instead of small cramped trailers that have paper thin walls that I know won't protect me in a bad enough storm?

do yall know how frustrating it is to be trans in a place that wants to kill you and whenever you bring it up to people they say "well just move out" instead of sympathizing with you or offering help?

do yall understand how alienating it is to see huge masterposts of queer and mental health resources but none of them are in your state because theyre all up north? and nobody seems to want to fix this glaring issue because "they're all hicks anyways"

Southern people deserve better. we deserve to be taken seriously and given a voice in the queer community and the mental health space and leftist talks in general.

Folks love to jump to me while i'm directly in front of enemies without ninja jump. More often than not, I'm killed by them jumping to me than someone finding me with ninja squid normally

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

We are the grandsons of the twinks you couldn’t obliterate

the octopus is the most flexible animal on earth due to having one thousand bones in each arm

vote team skeleton. for Bone Octopus

I think the pikachu ad guy should be the new tumblr sexyman. I think it would be extremely funny.

“The Barbarian and the Troll” is a new Nickelodeon show which is generally cute but like most human achievements will probably never be as funny as this one scene ever again.

Secret base! Secret base!

vinny meets a ghast for the first time

So Lynels do the cucumber thing

Acclaimed horror mangaka junji ito whipping

Acclaimed horror mangaka junji ito whipping

Ya yeet gingermaple was Thanos Snapped and now she's upsetti spaghetti

For real though A message from Maple: My Tumblr account (@gingermaple) has been terminated. Without warning or reason. I’m currently attempting to contact Tumblr support for aid but they haven’t gotten back to me yet… If they don’t I might be forced to make a second account, but I’m hoping that can be avoided. Sorry for the inconvenience. @inthishousewekinkshamefnaf @the-bag-of-holding @shamrockace @presumptivelylesbian @paperinkquillpoet @theblukittu @fandom-mutt @gingersnapdragonspice @theblukittu @aquaparks @henloamkitty @mari13606 @technosauruspunk @eeveecathasnolife @albatross-the-pen-chewer @emberglowfox @mayaut @whatthefuckugou

Oblivion NPC Dialogue.avi

Spooky Sphere

A good spooky boy. Strikes fear into my frens uwu

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

its moth time!!