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does anyone have the link to the homestuck dethklok story?

I've looked everywhere and I cannot find it, the world is literally gas lighting me

you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

Just had a thought and need to write it down:

Nothing makes me angrier than when you’re supposed to be in a mix and match social interaction. You’re supposed to go and meet new people for an activity or something but people take the activity to SPECIFICALLY ONLY TALK TO THEIR FRIENDS AND THE PERSON ORCHESTRATING THE MIX AND MATCH DOES NOTHING.

He's had enough

Got bored made this

10000 likes!

This is the human equivalent of that raccoon washing a piece of cotton candy

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

Preposterous