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THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MECHS AND TANKS

THE DIVINE AND AWESOME MECHS:

-made in our image and so by extention, God's

-punches and kicks with righteous fury

-symbol of the peak of evolution, moulded for a Holy Purpose

-ignores the square cube law like any advanced being

-has aplications outside of conflict

THE CRINGE AND UNHOLY T*NKS:

-crawls in the mud like the serpent Lucifer

-absurd appendage to launch its cowardly Shells from afar

-symbol of humanity's obscene wheel fetish

-cursed to be a victim of gravity itself

-the fucks a tractor

for either way you choose you cannot win

Karlach <3

Great now I gotta new crush. Smfh

if you're new you should probably know that your crush eats people

mind your business withers

Friday night with my cultist wife 🖤