I Didn’t Know That I Sleep Talk Until I Started Living In A College Dorm With A Roommate Who Enlightened

Although I haven’t gotten to this point yet in my current ff, I DO think I can pull this off. I’m a musician, but more importantly, my boyfriend is SNOBBY when it comes to music, so I can ask him his music opinions and get a full essay.

I think that Edward Cullen would have snobbish and eclectic and fascinating opinions about music in a way that basically no one succeeds in writing him having. The problem is that if a writer doesn't know enough about the tastes of snobbish off-the-deep-end bottom-of-the-obscure-music-iceberg r/mus type people, then they can't really write a character who does. But we deserve an Edward who does. SMeyer doesn't understand this, but I do.

Im able to visualise this so clearly. Thanks

Alice is the root cause of my attraction to women.

this scene changed lives, mainly mine

I also think that he WANTED to do that, but he knew that Bella wouldn’t want that or like that due to her (very justifiable) aversion to marriage, so he did what he did.

i am so in between whether or not i like how edward proposed lmao like on the one hand i refuse to believe edward would not be setting out roses and a romantic dinner before doing so BUT ALSO when it came to the whole "i can't stay away from you anymore" identity crisis he had in twilight it makes perfect sense. while he might have good self-control to not eat bella that is the only place he is not the most impulsive teenager i have ever read

I’m reading New Moon and I cannot get over Stephenie Meyer’s descriptions of Emily 😭

« neither half of her once-beautiful face was friendly »

« kissing Emily’s ruined mouth »

And she keeps going on like this! Page after page of Emily insults. Like goddamn I get it she has a scar, give the girl a break already!

Justice for Emily and her beautiful face ✊

No punchline just silly family shenanigans

Alice Cullen is bisexual and uses she/they pronouns, I will not be elaborating

So… we all agree that Alice Cullen was goth in the 80s, right??

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twilight taught us so much. perhaps the most important thing of all: abort that thang!