No Punchline Just Silly Family Shenanigans

Also apparently I sound exactly like the « what English sounds like to non-English speakers » videos and I find that hilarious

I didn’t know that I sleep talk until I started living in a college dorm with a roommate who enlightened me to the fact that I do, every night.

Not just sleep talk though, I sleep giggle too, and it freaks her the fuck out. All of this to say, I thought of one thing. How much I relate to Bella Swan in that way.

No one can understand the embarrassment of sleep talking except other people who sleep talk. I’m just lucky enough that I usually speak gibberish with an occasional real word thrown in.

Also, how messed up in the head am I that when I found out I sleep talk on the regular, I immediately thought « Oh god. Now I truly understand how Bella cringed when she learned what she said because that’s what I’M doing NOW »

Just finished reading Twilight for the first time! Time to read New Moon! Yay! 😀

Just watched the twilight extended version plus bonus features and I am…. loving life

I’m writing a fanfic rn that’s EdwardxReader and takes place in 1920, but I am SO excited for when Alice and Emmett join the clan because Reader&Alice&Emmett are going to be a horribly amazing trio

Alice Cullen is bisexual and uses she/they pronouns, I will not be elaborating

Bears when they see Emmett coming

Reading Breaking Dawn (still) and I am LIVING for the Jake and Leah moments. They’re so funny with each other.

the twilight saga: breaking dawn part 1

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twilight taught us so much. perhaps the most important thing of all: abort that thang!