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I’m reading New Moon and I cannot get over Stephenie Meyer’s descriptions of Emily 😭

« neither half of her once-beautiful face was friendly »

« kissing Emily’s ruined mouth »

And she keeps going on like this! Page after page of Emily insults. Like goddamn I get it she has a scar, give the girl a break already!

Justice for Emily and her beautiful face ✊

So… we all agree that Alice Cullen was goth in the 80s, right??

Glad to see someone else agree with me, he REPEATEDLY WENT AGAINST WHAT SHE ASKED FOR. Even though she still loved him, she chose Edward from the beginning, and he never respected that choice.

It doesn’t matter what anyone says about Edward, Jacob SA-ed Bella so I’ll never be Team Jacob

I didn’t know that I sleep talk until I started living in a college dorm with a roommate who enlightened me to the fact that I do, every night.

Not just sleep talk though, I sleep giggle too, and it freaks her the fuck out. All of this to say, I thought of one thing. How much I relate to Bella Swan in that way.

No one can understand the embarrassment of sleep talking except other people who sleep talk. I’m just lucky enough that I usually speak gibberish with an occasional real word thrown in.

Also, how messed up in the head am I that when I found out I sleep talk on the regular, I immediately thought « Oh god. Now I truly understand how Bella cringed when she learned what she said because that’s what I’M doing NOW »

I’m writing a fanfic rn that’s EdwardxReader and takes place in 1920, but I am SO excited for when Alice and Emmett join the clan because Reader&Alice&Emmett are going to be a horribly amazing trio

the twilight saga: breaking dawn part 1

Okay, I finished reading New Moon and it’s official: I no longer hate Jacob.

I’m still Team Edward (sorry not sorry) but the book gave me a new insight into Jacob that the movie just lacked. I understand his motivations more thoroughly and I can appreciate that his actions stem from him having a lot going on in his life.

Controversial opinion: Although I do still believe that Edward’s actions are more often done with the pure intention of Bella’s wellbeing at heart and that Jacob’s actions are more often done with more selfish intentions.

Overall though, I can understand those who prefer Jacob, and I honestly think the fact that I don’t find Taylor Lautner attractive (but am VERY attracted to Robert Pattinson) played a larger role than I thought in my initial opinion on Jacob.

Bears when they see Emmett coming

Alice is the root cause of my attraction to women.

this scene changed lives, mainly mine

WHAT THE FUCK IS THISSSSSS

If I may speak

We deserved this scene. Freaky ass scene

-This post was made by monsterfucker bella 69