Finwëans Rated By Intelligence

Finwëans rated by intelligence

Finwe: 7/10, should have divorced his wife instead of leaving her in the void

Fëanor: 1000000/10, so smart it's creepy. Has good taste in wife. WILL invent the internet.

Fingolfin: -2/10: too loyal to his brother, challenged a god with a sword very dumb.

Finarfin: 11/10, stayed in Valinor. Very smart.

Maedhros: 10/10, very smart, less psychotic than his brothers.

Maglor: 8/10, kidnaps kids, becomes emo for 7000 years.

Celegorm: 3/10, has good taste in girls, hella stupid. Shares his braincells with Curufin.

Caranthir: 10/10, very smart, good with money, wants a buff gf.

Curufin: 3/10, too much like dad. Shares braincells with Celegorm. Bad dad.

Ambarussa: 1/10, babies. Tiny. Dumb

Fingon: -3/10, very dumb like his dad. But we love him. Sings loudly in Morgoth's yard while stealing a prisoner. Extra points for loyalty to friends!

Aredhel: 3/10, TERRIBLE taste in men. Should have killed Ëol.

Finrod: -8/10, bites werewolf, rap battle with evil god, himbo, leaves perfectly good gf behind

Galadriel: 11/10, very smart. Has a cute husband, doesn't participate in Fëanors bullshit, dislikes cousins, resists ring.

Celebrimbor: -10000/10, fucked Sauron, forged rings of power. Very very dumb.

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9 years ago

i dunno but i feel as if Apollo in the ‘trials of Apollo’ is going to be like Kuzco...human turned llama, god turned mortal...but the pride remains but changes for the better


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9 years ago
So I’m Learning Japanese And My Japanese Book Wants Me To Guess What Countries These Are.

so I’m learning Japanese and my Japanese book wants me to guess what countries these are.

I’ve watched enough Hetalia to know exactly what countries these are


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9 years ago

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3 years ago

I am not policing anyone. I am saying that you have a moral responsibility (or at least you SHOULD) once you post something like that on the Internet. Warnings don't do shit. We all know that people are curious. Children are curious. No kid actually cares about the under 18 warning. They are impressionable and easily copy behaviour. I was like that, my friends were like that. I'm not saying don't post things like that. I'm just asking, are you ready to take responsibility for the aftermath?

You seem to be laboring under the misconception that I am responsible for internet teenagers’ poor choices. I’m not. Neither is any content creator. Do you spend your free time going after the adult film industry and asking whether they’re ready to “take responsibility” for teenagers that deliberately ignore the 18+ notification and click through to their weird diaper fetish porn?

I was a teenager on the internet once (I’m not going to say back in the day because I have followers that were on Usenet and that’s REALLY back in the day). We didn’t used to have any kind of content warnings at all. I say this jokingly a lot but seriously, back in my day, you could trip over xeno tentacle non-con in the middle of a fic that didn’t look like it was going in that direction, and it wasn’t labeled at all. Ever! You know what was labeled and warned for, left right and center? “This story has slash in it! That’s GAY KISSING!!!” 

Seriously though, there used to be a time when the fandom and fic-writing atmosphere was so toxic to same-sex relationships that the content was usually hidden behind a splash screen with an obnoxious warning in cyan comic sans. Sometimes there were “secret instructions” on the disclaimer page - people would hide how to get into their website (“if you read the disclaimer you’ll know to click on the ^_^ face in the bottom left corner of the page to get to the site!” and such nonsense). I grew up in a time on the internet when it was easier to find graphic torture porn and rape-as-woobifying-backstory than it was to find fluffy hand-holding fic with my gay OTP.

And all I can hear when y’all roll up all “THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!” is all the people who forced slash and femslash fans out of their archives, away from their internet space, and into the loosely-organized circle of Geocities webrings that defined fandom in the early 90s. Eventually we all started to congregate on LJ, where content could be locked behind a friends-only filter and people could gather in closed communities where we could be free from harassment by homophobic morons. When the Great Purge of FF.net happened and NC-17 was officially added to their rules as banned content, guess who was most reported to the moderators and most impacted by the policy change? Slash fans. And when Strikethrough happened, it disproportionately effected slash fans. Again.

Teenagers may not be old enough to have fully developed consequence/reward centers in the frontal lobe, but the average age for being able to discern reality from fiction is five years old. It’s horrifically condescending and disingenuous to pretend that teens are so delicate and fragile that reading some smut that disturbs them or isn’t to their tastes is going to drastically upset their psyche. The most that’s going to happen is they’re going to come away from whatever smut they deliberately clicked through the warning to read knowing that people have some weird kinks when it comes to sex. And you know what? YKINMKATO. The end.

6 years ago

If Croatia don't win, then I'll flip this world.


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9 years ago
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9 years ago

every time

When your supposed to be working but you start to think about your OTP....

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8 years ago

when someone mentions Pride and Prejudice

When Someone Mentions Pride And Prejudice

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