I love drawing Hobbits with tails and funky ears and such.
But do you know what’s even better?
Writing it.
The most fun I’ve ever had is collecting all of the headcanons and canonical info and merging them together.
Hobbits are literally creatures and I adore it so much, like they’re big footed dudes that have five times the stomach capacity of a man, are immune to most toxins, literally migrated and hibernated.
Like come on, it’s so much fun.
Perfect remix, I wanna bring it to life.
I mean, fuck, I like fics, I like slash I like gettin' smutty, I like shippers, I like to fuck I like fic-writing' and blog posting about morning wood I like doin' fandom-shit, post it? Probably would (yeah)
Best uncle 🌟🌟
(the age here are probably not canon but hey, i'm free 🫡)
Bouta make a triangle diagram for the Dwarves and see who’ll go where by Dwarven standards.
Here’s a little peak
1. Handsome - Gloin
2. Pretty - Dori
3. Butt-Fuck-Ugly - Kili
I keep telling myself to wait til I get a new iPad to draw and then I can post some stuff, but I’m getting impatient gang, I’m just gonna post my sketches cause why not
More family shenanigans...
i love when Dori isn’t even in a fic but the author still throws in a line about how pretty he is. they’ll be describing a completely different character’s physical appearance and it’s like “yeah he’s cute but he’s not as breathtakingly gorgeous and perfect as DORI, now THAT’S a beautiful dwarf. have you seen his hair? his big strong arms? no, no dwarrow could compare to Dori. this one is fine tho. i guess.” and they’re always so right
don’t attempt to be cute if you’re easily spooked or have siblings with the tendency to ignore your privacy wandering about
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