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Remember when Batman basically psychologically tortured Jason, and Dick beat the shit out of him? He even disconnected him from all his tech so he couldn’t call on the Batmobile to escape. He has such a reputation for being kind but he’s terrifying when pissed off. Don’t fuck with him.

In my transformers infection au

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

sorry yeah we queer coded your boyfriend. he’s arguing with his brash and emotionally reserved rival over something trivial for comedic effect. they have a special, vaguely suggestive bond that sets them apart. hm? oh uhh. yes they are blue and red

The Turtles: *cutiely tramples the fuck out of you for shits and giggles*

I love it when they are dicks to their own villains

Dick's commitment issues (?)

Jason: You have the worst commitment issues I’ve ever seen.

Dick: Excuse me?! I don’t have commitment issues... I commit to everything. Jobs? Had like six. Identities? I’m legally at least four different people. Trauma responses? Baby bro, I’ve been loyal to mine since I was eight.

Jason: …That is deeply unsettling.

Tim: *muttering* At this point even the Joker has a stabler identity.

Skibidi die.

He’s a great influence (Tim broke into his flat)

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