Freethefreeman - Feelin Rosie

my pet mold spore

Belphie’s punishment when he does bad shit is that I pick him up and squeeze him against my face and kiss his forehead repeatedly while he wriggles. and you wouldn’t think this would be effective, but his crime rate has lowered by 0%

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

More memes cos this man was a legend

my favorite tags on the pnf-as-other-brothers post is by far "mob psycho is barely more dramatic than phineas and ferb". because either this person has a very skewed impression of mob psycho or a very skewed impression of phineas and ferb and im not sure which is funnier

guys Sasha is not the responsible one in the archives. She saw a weird guy with fucked up hands and an uncanny laugh and immediately followed him to several secondary locations. I’m SO sorry to say this but the only og archives crew member with self-preservation instincts is Tim

Would the demon core pay child support?