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Would the demon core pay child support?

someone please help me translate Chinese crochet patterns they are so cute

so far i’ve figured out that

X = single crochet

T = half double crochet

here’s another example

peter: i’ll take care of you

elias: its rotten work

peter: yeah i fucking know.

tma au where nothing bad ever happens and they just stay in the safehouse and adopt a cat

bonus:

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

Major spoilers for The Magnus Archives / The Magnus Protocal:

I seen everyone talking about Celia being suspicious as heck, but one thing I haven't seen anyone talk about was the military group in the latest episode [Give and Take <7>]. Perhaps I am wrong but I think I finally figured out the titular protocol.

It is to stop a mass ritual.

After all it is called the Magnus Protocal after the man himself who constructed the first successful mass ritual we are aware of and in the latest episode was a group of various avatars working together for some strange reason. My assumption is that it was an attempt at a mass ritual which was stopped via the hired military contractors and which the protocal is hinged on.

The man questions I have is if Lena may not be a eye avatar, but instead a web avatar or perhaps who's boss is one. As the web would have a vested intrest to insure they will not be trapped in this reality.

Diagnosis: Orange

Hello TMA fandom, how are you?

[ID: Elias Bouchard, a mild aged, white male with graying hair, stands next to Jonathan Sims, a dark skinned man with black and gray hair, and scars over his body. Jon is seated, and is sipping from a coffee mug labeled “bean juice.” Elias gives a confused expression, as he asks Jon, “And..what are they doing?” Jon replies with, “Protesting.” The scene cuts to four women and one man: Basira, Melanie, Daisy, and Martin respectively, all leaning the upper part of their bodies back onto the legs of the person to their left, creating a supportive sort of human square. Elias looks at Jon and asks, “and…you are?” Jon, whilst sipping his coffee, simply replies with, “Beholding.” End ID]

Where are his eyes?

Exactly where they’ve always been, Martin. Watching over my Institute.