My Favorite Video Of All Time Ever

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

This European Eagle Owl’s tippy taps

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The holy trinity of outsiders finding out stuff about TMA

my favorite tags on the pnf-as-other-brothers post is by far "mob psycho is barely more dramatic than phineas and ferb". because either this person has a very skewed impression of mob psycho or a very skewed impression of phineas and ferb and im not sure which is funnier

‘Do Not Open’ is still one of my favorite episodes because of this absolute legend. He’s at the top of my list of badass people who survived encounters because they just ain’t with that shit.

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