Phen-228 Isn't Short For Phenomenon-228. It's Actually Short For Phenelope-228.

tumblr posts i saw and immediately had to make with the crew

every time elon musk talks about hitchhiker's guide i just. don't know what he's getting from it

when you're struggling to breathe underwater. gill issue?

when you’re yelling because you think i can’t hear you. shrill issue?

The Slatibartfast and the Slatibartfurious

“old man writes about gen z on their damn phones” ?????? no?????? old man writes about the dangers of staying in your own bubble and prejudice and privilege to the point where you’d rather die than let a black man save you????? old man writes about useless influencer-types who are so dependent on their bubble that they dont know when they need a piss???????? old man writes about white people desperately trying to make their own aryan society and staying in their racist BUBBLE ????????

" (...) And standing on high is the mother and father and other of them all.

For the god of all gods has returned.

And his names are many.

His name has been Set, and Seth, and Setekh.

And his one true name forever more is...

Sutekh. "

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I love this design so much, a big woof woof, purfect. Idk if I finish him later, he's really great just like this !

This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon

You were executed for a crime you didn’t commit. You’re quite sure the execution was successful, as you are now looking at your own dead body… from the eyes of the executioner.

He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. The way it functioned was very interesting. When the Drink button was pressed it made an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject’s taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject’s metabolism and then sent tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centres of the subject’s brain to see what was likely to go down well. However, no one knew quite why it did this because it invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. The Nutri-Matic was designed and manufactured by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation whose complaints department now covers all the major landmasses of the first three planets in the Sirius Tau Star system.

ah, the not-quite-tea saga. my favourite.