Friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any Pronouns)

Forget asking yourself "would I have been accused and put on trial for witchcraft during the witch hunts?", consider "could I have been accused and put on trial as a satanic abuser during the Satanic Panic?" Literally each and every one of you has something going on that could have gotten your asses in jail if someone was really determined to put you there, I promise you.

bite him !!!! kill him !!!!!!

Discworld and Hitchhiker's Guide are siblings. twins who walked in different directions. i dont have to explain. u get it.

Hello, I hope you and your family are well. Can you please help me recycle the post on my account? 🌺 And help rescue my family from the war in Gaza? 🙏 Thank you.

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I was compelled to do this.

one of the most pathetic things you can do is make a cringe compilation. you're really seeing happy individuals existing and celebrating themselves, and your first instinct is that it's 'cringe'? that's truly one of the saddest things I've ever heard. I hope those hollow laughs are worth it.

I just know in my heart of hearts that in "Star Trek" at one point, there was some moral panic somewhere on Vulcan (among the uppity sorts) because Human culture was "infecting" the local youth with their overly emotional, destructive, unproductive, frivolous, and uneducational ways.

And what was actually happening was that a bunch of Vulcan kids got really into 23rd-century "Minecraft" or something.

Small Vulcan child @ another Vulcan child: (in a tone that sounds flat to Humans but angry as hell to Vulcans) "You have compromised the optimization of my fortress. I am having an emotional urge to blow up your house... in Minecraft."

>:Þ