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6 months ago

Please stop reading my murderous agony

I am Muhammad from Gaza. I was living a good and simple life with my wife, and suddenly the war started on October 7. Our lives turned 180 degrees from a person of prosperity and value in society to a poor person who had nothing because of the continuous displacement. Every time I left everything behind and started from scratch, and my wife was forced to give birth. My first born was born prematurely before he completed his last month in her womb due to the intense fear of missiles and the scenes of killing around us. Here we are being subjected to genocide. I appeal to you and to the world’s chants to remove my family and my only child from genocide. I fear that my child will be kidnapped at any moment by the Zionists because they kidnap children and attribute them to them. Please donate to get us out of here 🙏🙏

I'm really embarrassed by my request. 🙏

https://gofund.me/25affbbb

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1 year ago
Ecosocialist Praxis

Ecosocialist praxis

11 months ago

i can’t believe that the insane, seemingly far-fetched theory that susan twist was classic doctor who villain sutekh from the 1975 story pyramids of mars was actually REAL???? like… WHEN does that happen????? the absurd fan true came true????? it was basically EXACTLY what happened???? HOW????? 😭😭😭😭

11 months ago

So, I'm looking into the whole Tumblr discrimination suit thing.

They settled with the CCHR in 2022 because, at the time, they were headquartered there, I believe, but that's no longer the case. Automattic Inc., and by extension, Tumblr, are headquartered now at 60 29th Street #343 San Francisco, CA 94110

So I believe we'd want to get in touch with the human rights commission in san fransisco instead. I don't know fuckall about this kind of legal thing though, so someone who either knows more or is better at research should figure out if it's worthwhile to bring this to the CCHR given that All This Shit is a pretty overt violation of the terms of their settlement with them, even if they are now headquartered elsewhere.

1 year ago
ID: Tweet by Ilhan Omar, linking to an article titled "Kansas' extreme new anti-trans bill could see some cis women banned from toilets" with the reply: "wtf: Definitions outlined in the bill also state a female is a person who produces "ova" - in other words, eggs - meaning cis women who are infertile and are unable to produce eggs coul be barred from spaces under the legislation's legal terms. /end ID
ID screenshot of a Reddit comment by /u/FrenchTantan: Ok but hang on, does the bill say "produce"? 'Cause if I remember my biology lessons properly, people with ovaries don't produce eggs after they're born, ever. They're born with a limited set that decreases starting puberty. If the bill is actually phrased that way, that's even funnier (and also sad and stupid)

Edit: The bill actually says  "whose biological reproductive system is developed to produce ova" so yeah. That's nobody except fetuses lmao. Like, not even the person who's pregnant since it's not their reproductive system /end ID

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, how the fuck would you even enforce that?

"Oh want to use the bathroom? I'll just need you to produce an egg real quick".

Reddit thread


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1 year ago

My favorite thing is when they actually DO put in the work, and they end up proving the thing they were trying to disprove.

1 month ago

I just found out about a subreddit called r/actualasexuals where the whole thing is being a dick to people who don't fit their narrow definition of asexuality. I just wanted to let people know so they can stay away. Of course, don't harass anyone in that sub, because it doesn't help and it's just plain wrong. Just do everything in your power to stay the hell away!


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1 year ago

donna as the first doctor's companion: like barbara but willing to say fuck. will push back against this old man's bullshit, but will also join him on the most ridiculous shenanigans

donna with two: watch out universe the clown squad's coming at you and they're sillier than ever

donna with three: shouting matches every five minutes. if he even tries to boss her around he gets an earful and a half. the brigadier is in love

donna with four: they hate each other so much. they would die for each other.

donna with five: she bullies this pathetic man so so much, and probably ends up having a one-night stand with tegan

donna with six: they kill each other, there is no other outcome

donna with seven: spends her whole time trying to get him to stop being mysterious for like five fucking seconds

donna with eight: the most tragic and horrific bullshit you have ever seen

donna with nine: ride or die. nine needs an unhinged bossy lady who is willing to match him on his level.

donna with eleven: that is not a time lord, that is a baby, and donna will walk all over him

donna with twelve: once again, they hate each other so so much, but will not let anyone else insult the other

donna with thirteen: unstoppable force meets other unstoppable force. they fall in love

5 months ago

Reasons why Trillian is a trans woman

An astrophysics degree would've been incredibly hard for a woman to get in the 70s, so she must have got it before she transitioned

As a fellow queer, I know the feeling of wanting to escape to another planet. Hence why she dropped everything to head off with Zaphod

Trillian just sounds like something a tgirl would name herself. She clearly went with Tricia first (again, trans ass name) and then went "What the hell. I'm in space. I'll use the name I want."

Vibes.


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1 year ago

After months, the villain finds the hero, but upon arriving at his home, he discovers the hero in a stained robe, baby food splattered, huge dark circles under his eyes, and a non-stop crying baby. The only thing the hero says is, “My wife left me.”


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friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any pronouns)
N. D. Plume (any pronouns)

Why does everyone watch these ten-minute woke cringe compilations? Why don't they just follow me? My whole life is a woke cringe compilation!

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