Friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any Pronouns)

I SAID I WAS GONNA MAKE MORE!!! you're not safe from me and my stupid, broken humor

You were executed for a crime you didn’t commit. You’re quite sure the execution was successful, as you are now looking at your own dead body… from the eyes of the executioner.

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Help A Family From Gaza To Have A Secure Life, organized by Hamza Nabhan

Hello, I am Hamza Ramadan Nabhan. I am 20 years old. I live in Gaza City… Hamza Nabhan needs your support for Help A Family From Gaza To

Help Hamza get his family out of gaza.

For those not in the know, this is one of the Amanita mushrooms referred to as a Destroying Angel. Never, ever, ever, ever forage with an app. Especially for mushrooms.

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, how the fuck would you even enforce that?

"Oh want to use the bathroom? I'll just need you to produce an egg real quick".

Reddit thread

Damn, I miss when you could blow sand in someone's eyes and it would just sting real bad. Now they just die instantly.

I don't know, how about switching it off?