A Second Video Essay Has Hit The James Somerton

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

never in all of my years would i have expected to characterize a company’s rebrand as “actively hostile” and “potentially endangering lives” yet here we are

for context, that X sign is dangerously bright, directly faces an entire apartment complex, and to top it all off it fucking strobes

i love how much the buddy system is built into playing ace attorney. no one ever investigates things by themselves. when maya gets kidnapped, phoenix investigates with pearl & at one point makes a joke that pearl doesn’t pick up, which makes him miss maya. when pearl & maya are on the other side of the bridge in aa3, franziska insists on him coming with him. when phoenix can’t investigate because of his cold, it’s not just edgeworth that looks at crime scene, but edgeworth and gumshoe. apollo gets left alone for five minutes in the gavinners dressing room and he’s immediately like “oh i wish trucy could have heard my joke about this guitar” or “trucy would love this post card.”

i’m sure part of it is just narratively things flow a lot better if information is split between two characters but it also just gives the impression that everyone actually genuinely likes each other. it feels very endearing. don’t separate them

People who believe Atlantis is real are so silly; Imagine if thousands of years from now people of the future thought that the Lord of the Rings books weren't fiction and started to look for Middle Earth.

Hell is the same except only the bad bits

Heaven is actually just a big comfy couch in front of a TV that plays all of your favorite shows but changed to get rid of all the bits you don't like and add in new things that make it even better

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time