Seungmin: Okay, Truth Or Dare? Chan: Truth Seungmin: How Many Hours Have You Slept This Week? Chan:

Not being able to write fanfic because it makes you sad to write about people being happy and in love when you don't have it in real life, and even your fluff fics make you cry now

Minho: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Jisung: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Minho: But you’re always acting stupid? Jisung: ... Jisung: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Beomgyu, looking sad out of the window: Nobody thinks what I think.

Soobin: Why the hell should anyone be thinking about hiring a hitman on yourself while also hiring a bodyguard, just to see who is better at their job?

Beomgyu: ...

Beomgyu: What about hiring two hitmen on each other?

Changbin: Okay I have good news and bad news Chan: Just tell me the good news Changbin: The airbags in your car work perfectly

Minho: Will you be mine forever?

Jisung: Yes.

Minho: *fishing in his pocket*

Jisung: Oh, it's happening.

Minho: *takes out a knife*

Jisung: I thought this was a marriage proposal?

Minho: No, a blood oath.

Jisung: Makes sense. Go ahead.

rearranging the pillow and blankets to feel like you're being spooned so you feel less alone

Changbin: I think you owe me an apology. Jeongin: I'll apologise to you in hell! Jeongin: I actually don't know what this is about. Sorry I took such a hard stance.

I could never read a whole novel in one day, but when the fanfic is as long as a novel I won't stop reading until it's done

(I just finished reading a novel-length fanfic in one day, reading throughout online classes and not doing anything else for hours will do that)

Chan: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis Minho: you're literally 26 Chan: I might die at 52!

Chan: Does he make your heart beat faster? Jisung: I have anxiety bro, everything makes my heart beat faster