KALADIN --

Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

Well, exam season has official started at my school.

Time to put all of the violent threats into incorrect quote format to make them seem fun and jovial.

BSD as thing said during exam season, part 1

Akutagawa: How did it go?

Chuuya: I am going to FUCKING KILL HER!

Akutagawa: Ah. Bad.

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Tachihara, about the German Speaking book: I can burn this, now! Does anyone want to join me?

Gin: Can I bring my partner?

Tachihara: Bring some food and we’ll make it a BBQ! Invite everyone! Posters everywhere!

Gin: Wonderful!

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Chuuya: Oh, they got a new clock.

Dazai: Kouyou! Chuuya’s inspecting the school’s cocks!

Chuuya: NO!

Chuuya: You know what burns great with a German Speaking book?

Chuuya: You.

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Atsushi: Burning stuff’s bad for the environment!

Akutagawa: Fuck you!

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Random person: Why don’t you burn my heart, baby girl?

Gin: WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET KICKED IN THE DICK?

@jesperisamfbicon

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @jesperisamfbicon is a good person and deserves many good things.

TIM KANG as KIMBALL CHO The Mentalist (2008-2015)

When you get this, respond with 5 things that make you happy. Then, Send this to last 10 people in your notifs. You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity✨

Ooh thanks for the ask. I guess, in no particular order

My dog

Reading

Talking to my friends

Watching anime/shows/movies

Drawing

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

“Stop cringing — at your future, at your failure, at yourself in the mirror — and stand up and look directly at who you are. Not who you should’ve been, but who you are now. Let that person in. Let her be as mediocre and wrong and shameful and sad and miserable and brilliant and hilarious as she wants to be, because she knows exactly what you need to feel good. She has plans for you. She wants to show you what comes next. She wants to take you into the future you’re dreading and say, “See? You never would’ve imagined this.”

— “Ask Polly: Is Life All Downhill From Here?” by Heather Havrilesky

alright everyone

The bimbo feminism girls who love Legally Blonde really missed like the whole point of the movie. The point is that she's not a brainless bimbo. She saves the day with her knowledge of haircare, sure, but she got in the room by going to law school. You cannot reduce that movie down to "Girl knowledge saves the day!" because the perm wouldn't have mattered if she hadn't spent the entire rest of the movie working her ass off in an unrelated field. The feminist angle is that she can have girly interests and also be smart, not that having girly interests is feminist in itself