They Dont Tell You This But When You Think Of It. Tommyinnits Clinic For Supervillains Is A Coffeshop

I'm bringing this dumpster fire into 2024 babe

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

OH MY GOD, I FOUND THIS MARVELLOUS THREAD IN THE WILD

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Why am I seeing top/bottom discourse on tomarrymort in the good old year of 2025, yall have to stop engaging in this and go write/draw about the respective characters being stuffed which is more productive!!!!

Tom and Harry grow up together fics, Harry goes into the past fics, Harry and Voldemort share dreams fics, Voldemort wins AUs fics, Harry raises Tom fics, Voldemort raises Harry fics, bottom Voldemort, top Harry, top Tom- I don't careee

Just give me my two men and put them next to each other and I will devour it.

"It's just a jo-"

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was. She said, “like the Northern Lights?”

I’m simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis. menorah borealis