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This is the worst timeline. (x)

Ok why is it so hard to find internships for me. Like I'm supposed to find one for one of my classes and then I don't have to do anything schoolwork wise, but literally all of them are 18+ (I'm a highschool student) or their applications closed in like January for this coming year 😭 and there very little opportunities in the field I want to pursue anyways it makes me so mad

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

maybe this is just me idk

imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out

*everytime we touch nightcore plays in the distance*

Waitttt I'm saving this

Hello! I'm using a few of your headers from this post and I absolutely love them! I was wondering if you can make a few dividers inspired by this blog header

hello! thank you! I loved making that set - here’s a few star & minimalist ones themed with the header colors for you💖

[Free] Masterlist Headers & Dividers!

Please consider liking or reblogging if you use 💕

So I know I have like other fanfics to finish writing, but instead of doing That, I've decided to post one of mine from like 2022 as a oneshot. It's a Hunter/Willow fanfic (The Owl House) and it's like really cute if I do say so myself.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65013337

Here sits a little island in the middle of the ocean…

AO3 has been scraped, once again.

As of the time of this post, AO3 has been scraped by yet another shady individual looking to make a quick buck off the backs of hardworking hobby writers. This Reddit post here has all the details and the most current information. In short, if your fic URL ends in a number between 1 and 63,200,000 (inclusive), AND is not archive locked, your fic has been scraped and added to this database.

I have been trying to hold off on archive locking my fics for as long as possible, and I've managed to get by unscathed up to now. Unfortunately, my luck has run out and I am archive locking all of my current and future stories. I'm sorry to my lovelies who read and comment without an account; I love you all. But I have to do what is best for me and my work. Thank you for your understanding.

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

***factually correct version since i didnt check sources v well last time

btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other irrelevant billionaires (with the exception of amanda nguyen go research her) 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova, who was working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again

The fallen hero 🗡️

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

artists, this is ur reminder to start drawing references or redesign your original characters before artfight in july this year

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

Eleven notes and I'll draw Searchman in some stupid shit I've given him in tomodachi collection

Episode 1 of Rockman.EXE Beast told by someone who has never watched another Rockman episode before

told by my lovely homie @tellynoise

okay so these guys like listening to shakira

they started off with the robot equivalent of the fitness gram pacer test, aka how many swarms of flies can you go through without letting them jam your systems

these guys are like half human half robot and IDIOTS so they instead kill all those flies (animal cruelty 💔) and break into a building

SURPRISE IDIOTS. YOU FAILED THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST LOSERS

these r just regular guys who get possessed by queer robots its like. being a drag queen but not

CUT TO CRYSTAL INSIDE OF ABANDONED BUILDING

puku man. rotund being. trapped in crystal

EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION

OUT OF CRYSTAL. ENTER BABY

enter `the food.`

baby’s going WAWAWA and bro does NOT wanna deal with it so he makes the trek to his cannibal friends

passes the FUCK out, wakes up to said friends sweetening the meal (failing)

idk what happens with the gay human boys uh

they’re gettinga. divorce

the one w the bad haircut is their divorce lawyer

netball or whatever his name is gets a call IN THE MIDDLE OF COURT.

“hey send your drag queen cannibal robots over bro we got a FEAST”

sent over.

humans? GAGGED. divorce on HOLD

queer robots tries eating baby raw, this won’t do

queer robots hand over baby to be cooked by blue queer

EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION

ENTER ROBOT GODZILLA. BIRD UP

NO TIME FOR FEAST, NO TIME FOR DIVORCE

ROBOT GODZILLA AND BIRD UP ARE THE ONES DIVORCING NOW

brock from pokemon is there.

ANYWAY

COURT ADJOURNED BOTH PARTIES ARE DEAD UH

baby found conscious still waiting to be cooked. chef is found unconscious on way to the kitchen after the court hearing

THE END ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ao3 Version please give kudos 🙏

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

Never kill yourself.

FIVES FIVES FIVES FIVES FIVES FIVES FIVES FIVES FIVES

wanted to try drawing him more tem-y

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

RAAAHHHHH HAPPY 24 YEARS OF PEAK

Closeups

The Lovers

Kaja Horvat, 2024

like fuck you are soooo old and soooo bloody and like. ethically compromised and i think. that makes you soooo sexy