told by my lovely homie @tellynoise
okay so these guys like listening to shakira
they started off with the robot equivalent of the fitness gram pacer test, aka how many swarms of flies can you go through without letting them jam your systems
these guys are like half human half robot and IDIOTS so they instead kill all those flies (animal cruelty 💔) and break into a building
SURPRISE IDIOTS. YOU FAILED THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST LOSERS
these r just regular guys who get possessed by queer robots its like. being a drag queen but not
CUT TO CRYSTAL INSIDE OF ABANDONED BUILDING
puku man. rotund being. trapped in crystal
EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION
OUT OF CRYSTAL. ENTER BABY
enter `the food.`
baby’s going WAWAWA and bro does NOT wanna deal with it so he makes the trek to his cannibal friends
passes the FUCK out, wakes up to said friends sweetening the meal (failing)
idk what happens with the gay human boys uh
they’re gettinga. divorce
the one w the bad haircut is their divorce lawyer
netball or whatever his name is gets a call IN THE MIDDLE OF COURT.
“hey send your drag queen cannibal robots over bro we got a FEAST”
sent over.
humans? GAGGED. divorce on HOLD
queer robots tries eating baby raw, this won’t do
queer robots hand over baby to be cooked by blue queer
EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION
ENTER ROBOT GODZILLA. BIRD UP
NO TIME FOR FEAST, NO TIME FOR DIVORCE
ROBOT GODZILLA AND BIRD UP ARE THE ONES DIVORCING NOW
brock from pokemon is there.
ANYWAY
COURT ADJOURNED BOTH PARTIES ARE DEAD UH
baby found conscious still waiting to be cooked. chef is found unconscious on way to the kitchen after the court hearing
THE END ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Happy Birthday Satoru Gojo! 🩵
Oh my god while I was trying to make my art post I ran out of time for the moment and saved it as a draft but when I got back to it like 30 minutes later it wasn't there anymore so I redid the post right? Well, guess what just appeared in my drafts??? Tumblr PLEASE 😭
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i hate people who are like 'who's gonna be the next satoru gojo!?!?!?" and then list his students or just ANYONE
cause you know that these are the people who just did not understand gojo and his characters motivation or his character arc at ALL.
gojo wanted to create a world where there wouldnt be a 'satoru gojo' as in there wouldn't be a world where he was constantly needed and relied on by others or a world where the jujutsu society needed to be relied on by a sole individual because
he knew the toll that it took on people, the stress and the expectations from everyone weighing down on them and being seen as only a weapon and never a person and
it would just collapse the jujutsu society in general, what happened when that person dies and the threat is still there? (like what happened with sukuna) who the hell is gonna fight then??
and there is NO WAY that gojo wanted ANY of his students to fill the role of 'satoru gojo'. he wanted them to go beyond him. not just one of them but all of them. he didn't want just one of them to surpass him nor did he see that potential in only one of them. he saw it in maki, yuta, megumi, yuuji, everyone who he helped and saved he saw the potential in them to rise beyond what he was. not become the next him and take on his burden because in his new world this burden wouldn't even exist
why? because everyone grows strong together and don't leave each other behind. hey? that sound familiar to anyone? growing strong enough to not be left beyond by those who are surpassing you?
YEAH he did all of this BECAUSE of what happened to him and geto partially, he doesn't want any of his students to experience what happened to him and geto, he doesn't want them to experience isolation.
but apparently we still have people arguing over who the next 'satoru gojo' is like its some sort of title.
people will have an issue with people treating him as a weapon and then spout this shit and like???
you're literally just treating his name as a rank, not as if he was an actual person. like???? HUH!?!?
one's compassion is another's indifference
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