Episode 1 Of Rockman.EXE Beast Told By Someone Who Has Never Watched Another Rockman Episode Before

Episode 1 of Rockman.EXE Beast told by someone who has never watched another Rockman episode before

told by my lovely homie @tellynoise

okay so these guys like listening to shakira

they started off with the robot equivalent of the fitness gram pacer test, aka how many swarms of flies can you go through without letting them jam your systems

these guys are like half human half robot and IDIOTS so they instead kill all those flies (animal cruelty 💔) and break into a building

SURPRISE IDIOTS. YOU FAILED THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST LOSERS

these r just regular guys who get possessed by queer robots its like. being a drag queen but not

CUT TO CRYSTAL INSIDE OF ABANDONED BUILDING

puku man. rotund being. trapped in crystal

EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION

OUT OF CRYSTAL. ENTER BABY

enter `the food.`

baby’s going WAWAWA and bro does NOT wanna deal with it so he makes the trek to his cannibal friends

passes the FUCK out, wakes up to said friends sweetening the meal (failing)

idk what happens with the gay human boys uh

they’re gettinga. divorce

the one w the bad haircut is their divorce lawyer

netball or whatever his name is gets a call IN THE MIDDLE OF COURT.

“hey send your drag queen cannibal robots over bro we got a FEAST”

sent over.

humans? GAGGED. divorce on HOLD

queer robots tries eating baby raw, this won’t do

queer robots hand over baby to be cooked by blue queer

EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION

ENTER ROBOT GODZILLA. BIRD UP

NO TIME FOR FEAST, NO TIME FOR DIVORCE

ROBOT GODZILLA AND BIRD UP ARE THE ONES DIVORCING NOW

brock from pokemon is there.

ANYWAY

COURT ADJOURNED BOTH PARTIES ARE DEAD UH

baby found conscious still waiting to be cooked. chef is found unconscious on way to the kitchen after the court hearing

THE END ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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i hate people who are like 'who's gonna be the next satoru gojo!?!?!?" and then list his students or just ANYONE

cause you know that these are the people who just did not understand gojo and his characters motivation or his character arc at ALL.

gojo wanted to create a world where there wouldnt be a 'satoru gojo' as in there wouldn't be a world where he was constantly needed and relied on by others or a world where the jujutsu society needed to be relied on by a sole individual because

he knew the toll that it took on people, the stress and the expectations from everyone weighing down on them and being seen as only a weapon and never a person and

it would just collapse the jujutsu society in general, what happened when that person dies and the threat is still there? (like what happened with sukuna) who the hell is gonna fight then??

and there is NO WAY that gojo wanted ANY of his students to fill the role of 'satoru gojo'. he wanted them to go beyond him. not just one of them but all of them. he didn't want just one of them to surpass him nor did he see that potential in only one of them. he saw it in maki, yuta, megumi, yuuji, everyone who he helped and saved he saw the potential in them to rise beyond what he was. not become the next him and take on his burden because in his new world this burden wouldn't even exist

why? because everyone grows strong together and don't leave each other behind. hey? that sound familiar to anyone? growing strong enough to not be left beyond by those who are surpassing you?

YEAH he did all of this BECAUSE of what happened to him and geto partially, he doesn't want any of his students to experience what happened to him and geto, he doesn't want them to experience isolation.

but apparently we still have people arguing over who the next 'satoru gojo' is like its some sort of title.

people will have an issue with people treating him as a weapon and then spout this shit and like???

you're literally just treating his name as a rank, not as if he was an actual person. like???? HUH!?!?

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