I Can't Stress Enough How Much I Miss StumbleUpon

Your art would taste like M&Ms when they're just slightly melty so they don't get chocolate on you but they're soft after you bite through the shell. I may munch on it perhaps it looks so tasty

freak

shoutout to the boy girl duos who share a singular braincell when in the same room

gotta be one of my fav genders

its always sunny screencap redraw lolll

statistically 80% of legendary friendships begin with one child finding another feral child in the dumpster

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

No (im biased he's my favorite)

would it be considered wrong for you along with a group of about 10+ people to genuinly consider jumping someone's ass for reporting one of if not the best most beloved teachers in the school for a stupid as fuck reason and now said teacher might be getting fired

My time has come holy shit

Trump just declared that there are only 2 genders, so this is your reminder to get WEIRDER and QUEERER gang

I'm not ready to say goodbye to him, so I put him in a jar 🥹🥹

Probably me-core

he's just a silly little guy