At Least I'm The Source Of The Schizo Shit And I Didn't Catch It From Someone

like fuck you are soooo old and soooo bloody and like. ethically compromised and i think. that makes you soooo sexy

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

Albert Aublet - Selene

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

Why can’t we just stay right here?

Are you competitively gay

Yes absolutely

THIS IS SO ME

"Local girl acquires new hyper fixation and her ao3 fic count reach an all time high."