Comm For A Patron

I finally fucking died in skyrim, but only because I was fighting a dragon and a giant at the same time, but like I killed the dragon before the giant???? The giant killed me??? I'm like level 9 and it's my first time playing????

***factually correct version since i didnt check sources v well last time

btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other irrelevant billionaires (with the exception of amanda nguyen go research her) 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova, who was working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again

I high-key forget this is a blog sometimes and that I have the free will to post whatever ungodly thought my mind produces

Op is my biggest fear I think

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

This is the worst timeline. (x)

I'm so deadass rn my substitute for history just announced that the earth was hollow I'M CRYIIIING

Real

its always sunny screencap redraw lolll