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BEST QUOTES From the Dream SMP - Techno Edition

"I don't believe in friendship, Tommy… We tell ourselves it's real so the cogs of society can turn… The only thing that's real, Tommy… is CASH!" (to Tommy)

"I had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water-"

"The thing is, Tommy, you're using words, but the thing about this world, Tommy, is that the only universal language is violence. We've had that conversation before, and we spoke that language in the pit. It's over Tommy. On to a new day." (to Tommy)

"NOT EVEN CLOSE, BABY! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"

"Technoblade sometimes dies."

"I have a pickaxe, Quackity, and I'll *put it through your teeth*!" (to Quackity)

"HEEEEEH?" (to Butcher Army)

"There's voices... Sometimes the voices say... E." (chat)

"Welcome home, Theseus!" (to Tommy)

"Do you want to be a hero Tommy? You want to be a hero Tommy? The *die like one*!" (to Tommy)

"The thing about this world Tommy, is that good things don't happen to heroes." (to Tommy)

“Man, you’ve gotta raise your standards.” (to Dream)

only tumblr gets the art bc like always, twitter is insufferable

[FANON - NOT CANON] - Letter to Mr. President except it's an actual letter

I did this at 3 am lmao

someone fix my sleep schedule

Same, cat. same.

"i don't like the new pope"

yeah, same, I think nearly everyone from since the renaissance would agree with you

Martin Luther (german guy, not mlk) literally said "fuck the church" it's these types of challenges literally why people made the more protestant, orthodox, etc. etc.

not an anthropologist nor a religious expert, but i think we can all be sure about one thing: humans literally never change.

A lil C!WilburSoot moodboard for y'all

I made this in a rush, don't judge me

i need a better title

For countries where suicide is illegal (North Korea, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, etc. etc.) how do they enforce it? Like send a corpse to jail? This is hilarious imo

Clingyduo webweave!

First ever web weave so happy!